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Choose one of the following categories: being ill, eating, farting, general, sleeping, special powers, weeing & pooing,or view the best beliefs in this section as voted by visitors. Here are the ten most recently added beliefs:

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I used to believe, and still do, that after spinning for a long time, spinning in the opposite direction would cancel out the dizzy.

Tex Taylor
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Until recently I thought you could only get diabetes from eating too much sugar not just from being overweight

Tooken
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I used to believe that when you were tired from running you could turn an invisible wind up knob on your back to make you go faster. When I played soccer I frequently stopped to wind myself back up.

Steven
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I used to believe they were called dentist disappointments rather than dentist appointments.

Emma
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I believed until near adulthood that when I was 6 or 7 I had actually flown for several feet in my back yard.

Jane S Poole
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I used to believe that a 'soul' was an organ of the human body, such as a kidney or lung.

Grace
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I used to believe that it was impossible to distinguish dreams from reality. I remember being with my dad an thinking to myself,

'i could just be dreaming all of this and its not really happening'

I was an odd child:)

Helweh
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I used to believe pork chops were actually something called "brazilian chicken". Mainly because when i was a kid i wouldn't eat pork products, thought they were gross, and my parents solution was just to rename it.

Mike
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When I was a child I used to believe that only men would do the number two. I just couldn't imagine my mother doing that, so she and all women could only pee.

Alexandre
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I used to think that diarrhea was a combination of poo and pee, which is why it was so runny. I had no concept of excremental anatomy and assumed that my anus and urethra were in the same place. When I found out that men peed out of their penises, I assumed that men were unable to have diarrhea because there was no opportunity for pee and poo to mix in that situation.

Shelley
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