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I used to beleive that if you farted while running
you would run faster, So when i raced my friends
i always tried to fart.

Yvona balsacke
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If i farted in the tub the bubbles would be different shapes.

Anon
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I used to think they if you farted with you pants on, the fart would stay in my pants and go back up your butt, and you'd never stop farting. So I used to pull down my pants to fart.. I stopped because it got embarrassing having to run and hide at school!

Anon
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When I was young I believed that if you farted while you were at a gas station, that you had to hold your breath or the gas thingies would explode.
I also belived for a while that if you farted while you were next to a lamp, and if you farted right on the light bulb, it would turn on. Lol. :3

MacabreMikayla
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I use to believe that because it was cold outside and you could see your breath, that if I farted everyone could see it come out from my butt ((somehow through what i was wearing)) just like you could with your breath.

Katie
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i used to believe that when you farted, a cloud of green gas would come out of my arse

Anon
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Apparently, my mom and her friends were very ladylike. Until I was about 23 and living with my fiancee, I was utterly convinced that females were physically incapable of farting.

Jaede
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I believed that when you farted, bubbles came out from your bum. And I couldn't figure out how come there were never any just hanging around. And then one day I figured it out! The bubbles were popping on our clothes (underwear), of course! It made total sense.

Sar
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when i was little, my parents put a jar on top of the refrigerator, and anytime any of us farted or belched, we had to put a whole dollar in the jar....boy, did i lose my weekly allowances very quickly.....

Anon
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I used to believe that when I farted, i could smell up all the stench before anyone else could smell it.

Tim
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When I was little and farted my mother would insist I say "excuse me". I never heard her say excuse me so I thought only kids farted!

mafa
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i used to think if you put ur butt on somes ones butt and farted into it you could give them ur fart and then that person could fart it out.

dave
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I thought that only fat people farted, because people at school never farted and everybody at my school is skinny. I am still not sure that this is untrue as I am yet to hear one of my classmates fart XD

i fart ;)
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That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.

Anon
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I used to believe when my dad filled the car up with gas, he put the hose in the car and went inside to fart in a funnel to fill it up.

A.J.
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I grew up thinking farting was really called beeping, until I said "Excuse me. I beeped." in class, and everyone cracked up.

beep beep!
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I used to believe you could fart a bubble from swallowed gum and float away.....

Michele
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When I was about 6 I used to believe that clouds were a collection of everyone's farts around the world and that when people farted too much this would cause big rain clouds to form and then it would rain. For a few years I remember being terrified of rain because I believed it to be "fart water" and I would always cry and have my dad carry me under his umbrella so I wouldn't get any on me. - I was a very strange child.

The Rainmaker
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My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode

Aubrey
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My dad told me, when i was about 6, that if i farted with my head under the blanket, my hair will become curly. I didn't buy that, but my younger brother did. The funny thing is that his hair later on really became curly:D

Lia
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