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I believed that when you farted, bubbles came out from your bum. And I couldn't figure out how come there were never any just hanging around. And then one day I figured it out! The bubbles were popping on our clothes (underwear), of course! It made total sense.
Sar
when i was little, my parents put a jar on top of the refrigerator, and anytime any of us farted or belched, we had to put a whole dollar in the jar....boy, did i lose my weekly allowances very quickly.....
I used to believe that when I farted, i could smell up all the stench before anyone else could smell it.
Tim
When I was little and farted my mother would insist I say "excuse me". I never heard her say excuse me so I thought only kids farted!
mafa
i used to think if you put ur butt on somes ones butt and farted into it you could give them ur fart and then that person could fart it out.
dave
I thought that only fat people farted, because people at school never farted and everybody at my school is skinny. I am still not sure that this is untrue as I am yet to hear one of my classmates fart XD
i fart ;)
That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.
I used to believe when my dad filled the car up with gas, he put the hose in the car and went inside to fart in a funnel to fill it up.
A.J.
I grew up thinking farting was really called beeping, until I said "Excuse me. I beeped." in class, and everyone cracked up.
beep beep!
I used to believe you could fart a bubble from swallowed gum and float away.....
Michele
When I was about 6 I used to believe that clouds were a collection of everyone's farts around the world and that when people farted too much this would cause big rain clouds to form and then it would rain. For a few years I remember being terrified of rain because I believed it to be "fart water" and I would always cry and have my dad carry me under his umbrella so I wouldn't get any on me. - I was a very strange child.
The Rainmaker
My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode
Aubrey
My dad told me, when i was about 6, that if i farted with my head under the blanket, my hair will become curly. I didn't buy that, but my younger brother did. The funny thing is that his hair later on really became curly:D
Lia
I used to believe that I fart a lot, trap all my farts in a plastic bag and then inhale them the way I did with the hellion balloons, my voice would become like Donalt Duck's voice. In fact, I used to do that at school, i.e. fart in bags and inhale the gas to impress my school mates, but obviously without any results. My voice would stay the same, but I would get a bad breath!
mar
I used to believe that if somebody farts while drinking his/ her hot chocolate, their drink will smell of poo.
mar
When I was about 4 or 5 I used to believe that if I fart and start running round and round the table my fart will follow me orbiting round the table the way I did.
mar
I was like 4, and my Mom told me that when you farted part of your brain melted and fell out of your butt. And when it touched your underwear it would explode! I believed that until I was (1)9!
I am now 19 and 4 months
Farter Xtreme
i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.
John Deere
when i was little i used to think that when i farted, that a little monster inside me was trying to get out.
annie
I used to think that a "Wet Fart" or "Shart" (fart with a little more to it) was called a "Wet Birdie".
It wasn't until late in highschool I found out that it was just my family who called it that because I made it up when I was very little.
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