random beliefs

I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".

Brandon Campbell (from school : teachers)

I used to always want to go to Antarctica because I thought I'd be able to stand upside down. I wasn't a bright child...

Anon (from the world : places)

I used to believe that when the sun sets, it means it ran out of batteries, and it recharges during the night.

I also believed the sun ran on batteries.

Nerd (from nature : outer space)

I thought cologne would make me smell better when I drank it. After having my stomach pumped I was told otherwise.

Doofus (from people : appearance)

I used to believe that people who resolved to quit smoking "cold turkey" as a New Year's resolution chose the timing because of all the cold turkey left over from Christmas.

Anon (from bad habits : smoking)

My aunt told me that if you whirl round and round, you ultimately will be able to see the back of your head. I had thrown up at least 3 times trying to see the back of my head.

caveman (from body parts : general)

I used to believe that my body was a costume with me in it.

Silver (from body parts : general)

I used to believe that Gene Simmons (from the band KISS) lived under my bed. He was really nice to me as long as I laid on my stomach and held my hands a certain way underneath my pillow! Bizarre.

Anon (from at home : under my bed)

I used to think that bartenders were scientists and when they were mixing drinks, they were really mixing chemicals and trying to poison people.

Allison (from science : chemistry)

I used to believe that you were married to anyone that you loved. I used to tell my mom all the time that me and her were married. :) I was around 4 or 5..

Emily M (from grown-ups : marriage)