random beliefs

I used to believe, thanks to my sister, that mannequins were once real people. She told me they were people that God had punished for being bad and they were 'frozen' forever.

Anon (from people : lies)

One time I had many goosebumps on my back and I was eating to much chicken and my mom had told me I was growing feathers.! After 1 week of me cryin she had finally told me it was a joke(:

Anon (from body functions : general)

i used to believe that a swat team was actually a squat team, because they squated down behind stuff and waited for the bad guys to run out of bullets.

tepix (from the law : police)

From age 3 to about 6, when people said, "shut the door, you'll let a draft in," I thought drafts were huge, stealthy, pale-grey bats that must be kept outside at all costs.

David (from at home : around the house)

i used to beleive that everyone in the world went to sleep at 8:00pm (my bedtime)

yvette yasui (from at home : around the house)

i thought the chunks in blue cheese dressing were bunny turds because we had a rabbit and my mom told me so

Anon (from food : general)

I used to believe that when you pooped in the toilet it went down to a witches kitchen and she made cookies out of it and tries to make people eat them

Anon (from at home : bathrooms)

I used to believe that if you opened up an umbrella inside your house that the whole house would fly away

Anon (from at home : around the house)

I used to be scared of the BBC 2 logo, which was two brown parallel lines in a 2 shape, because I thought they were question marks. I didnt know the question and I didnt know the answer.

Flash Wilson (from media : tv)

I had never seen a dove in real life before so I figured they were just mythical beings from the bible

Anon (from religion : characters)