random beliefs
Trees grew leaves as camouflage so birds would`nd nest in them. Don`t ask.
When I was a little kid, I used to believe that worms turned into moths like caterpillars turn into butterflies.
My older sister used to tell me that ants were bees. My mom was very confused when I refused to go outside.
I used to believe that drinking milk would result in freckles on your face. I drank and drank but never got them. I was very upset.
When I was very little I had no sense of what was a lot of money. I came to the conclusion that my family had around $300 in savings, and it was a reasonable amount to have.
when I was young I thought when your tooth fell out the tooth fairy would take it to her factory grind it into a powder give it to toothpaste makers and that was what was in toothpaste!
when i first started school i thought the teachers lived in the school and slept on the tables.
my brother used to pick his nose when he was little. one time my dad caught him and told him that he shouldn't do it because he could scratch his brain.
i've never seen him pick his nose again.
I used to believe that feelings were eyebrows. When someone said their feelings were hurt, I thought it meant that their eyebrows hurt.
When I was little, I used to think the commercial advertising the Mitsubishi car was actually a Mr Fishy Car.
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