cats and dogs

My cat acts like she's bipolar. One moment she's nice and the next she'll attack out of nowhere. So when I was little, I didn't think both sides of her personality could possibly be the same cat so I figgured we had 2 cats, that looked exactly the the same, and while one was out wondering the house, the other was hiding in the basment, so we could never see them both at the same time.

Robo

I used to think that all cats were girls and all dogs were boys.

trav

yea..i used to believe all cats were girls and all dogs were boys. its funny how other kids thought the same, because i thought i was the only one...lol

izzy

My brother used to believe that when we went to school dogs went to dog school to learn to speak and read

Matt

hehe when i was little i used to think all cats were girls and all dogs were boys

i guess since it was because dogs were rough and gross and cats are calm clean and nice (sometimes)

cookies

I used to think when I heard "bitch" on TV that the woman had been turned into a woman and that she used to a dog

Anon

When I was younger, somehow I got it into my head that in every abandoned box by the side of the road, where little kittens. I don't know where this belief came from, but I am in my mid-20's and for a moment, everytime I see a box on the side of the road, I wonder if there are kittens in it!

Cat Lady

I used to be have a cat called 'Dusky' that would always come into my bed and annoy me by trying to rub against my face while I was trying to sleep. I used to hate that cat so much I ended up having nightmares about it and had really bad sleeps because of it. In my dreams I believed it was a demon cat that was trying to kill me by lack of sleep.

Linvidige

When I was little, my dad used to hold the cat up to his face as he spoke sometimes.
So sure enough, I grew up certain that cats could speak.

Anon

I was told that I use to talk to animals and have full on conversations with them. Mum was always gobsmacked when she walked out the front of the house and saw 4 neighborhood dogs sitting in front of me "talking" to me.
I stopped "talking to animals" at nine so I still remember conversations we had... Mostly the dogs use to talk about where the best food is and where to lie best in the sun... I'm not crazy I swear!

The Dog Whisperer

I used to believe that there was a dead body buried in my back yard because our dog would always run to the same spot and back every day when we let her out. She ran in the same place every day so much that the grass started to make a little path. I seriously thought it was because she could smell a dead body.

Go Fetch

when i was small , i thought dogs , cats , n all used to just say ''i do '' to other dogs n cats n then they got married n suddenly poof ! lil pups n kittens came out of nowhere !!!!!!!!

crazy thoughts

I used to believe all cats were female. It completely shocked me when I learned otherwise.

Billy

a friend of mine had a dog who ate crayons - she made her little sister believe that the subsequent poops were colored tootsie rolls and got her to eat them!!!

DDub

When I was younger, I used to think that barney was a giant purple and green puppy!

Anon

My sister's friend thought cats were just small dogs when she was younger.

Richard Davies

When i was younger i believed that a cat was a girl and dogs were boys.

Anon