cats and dogs

I used to think all cats were female and all dogs were male.

Anon

When i was younger i used to think all cats where male and all dogs where female

Anon

i'm 15 and i have an overactive imagination and i have made myself believe that my cat is someone that i know who is spying on me.but i don't know whi she really is. it really freaks me out.

Anon

I used to beleive that if you watched a cat take a poo, you would get a deisese. Since my room is near the catbox, and my cat is in there, i ran to my room.

Lauren

i used to think that my puppy was a toy boat and almost drown him!

nik

I was about 6 or 7,a raccoon or skunk or something attacted my cat. It drooled all over my cat. Kitty was scared for a long time and so was I. That night I layed in bed,scared, thinking it was a monster. HaHa! ! !

Anon

I use to think cats were evil and would scratch you at night and bite you.

Squirrel 1254

When i was younger we had a cat called Ginger and it died and we buried it. The next day, i saw a cat just like Ginger and i thought it was him and i believed it for a while but it turned out to be another cat......

ummmmm

I heard a story about a little boy and his Dad out for an evening walk. They happened across a pair of dogs..`doing it'. The little boy asked the Dad what the dogs were doing and the Dad said they were making puppies! Later that night, the little boy woke up thirsty and went into his parents bedroom as they were `doing it'! The little boy asked, "Daddy what are you and Mama doing?" The Dad said "we are making you a baby brother". The little boy said, " Well, turn her over... I want a puppy!"

Lucynda

When I was 5 years old. Cats have ears that stick up, and on the back they have little loops. I thought that was when they had babies that would be there ears.

Jaymee

I believe that if I was lick by a dog I would be impotent

John Gunnery

I used to believe that my mom choked my puppy!!! I used to have a dog that liked to jump around a lot and one day I went to the zoo with my nana-my mom tied up my dog and she cleaned out her car. I came back and my dad was burying my puppy!! I said" Mommy,you choked Twinkle!!(that was my dog)-but what really happened was Twinkle jumped around so much,that her collar choked her!!!

MeGgIe