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My sister once tried to fool me into beleiving that she could talk to animals. She often made strange noises to nearby animals and telling me what she was saying. I wasn't so gillible however, but i never told her this. Instead i just sat back and watched her makes stupid noises, and trying to hold a laugh after observing the stares from those passing by!

Darkwulf
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WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I BELIEVED THAT A MOUSE GIVE ME MONEY WHEN I LOST MY TOOTH. I USED TO PUT MY TOOTH UNDER MY PILLOW AND I BELIEVED THAT THE MOUSE COMING WHEN I WAS SLEEPING.

ELIZABETH
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when i was about 8 me and my best friend found a ickle shrew n decided to keep it as a pet in her room. When later that day we discovered another shrew we thought we were the luckiest kids in the world cos we could have one each. so we set up a little "home" 4 them and went out 4 the day. when we returned we decided to check up on them. Picture the scene: one extremely FAT shrew and half another shrew. 4ever ive been disturbed by it (but it seems 2 entertain my mates)

Katy
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I used to believe that the horn on a horse's saddle went straight through the horse's back almost like a large wooden nail.

Anon
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I used to believe a pony was a baby horse.

Anon
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When I was a kid I had a bunch of pet Gerbils. My brother somehow convinced me that gerbils were horses that were bred down to size.

Sean
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I used to think horses were underwater cows. Yes. That is exactly what my sister told me, as an example of evolution.

Anon
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My brother and I love to suck my mother in, because its so reliably easy. Even my sister would get her, like when she got her to believe that laboratory monkeys were being released to good homes as the experiments were finished ---these monkeys were of course fully trained and could dress themselves and sit at the table for meals, some could even talk. (Dog part coming up.)Finding it hard to give this up, I fell into tricking my future wife too (I'm getting therapy). For example we lived in England for a bit, and they had signs around saying "KEEP DOG ON LEAD". She asked what that meant (they use the word 'leash' in her country). I carefully explained how lead was used as a nutritional supplement to keep dogs calm in England, much safer in parks, don't you know. This worked quite well for some months until she twigged. That was 19 years ago, yet she still has this indignation about it.

Frank H
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when i was 5 or 6 i used to beleave id get the strength of the animals if i drank their blood

i Grew up around weirdos
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when I was a little girl, I used to believe the little mouse made her house with our teeth!
( In France, when the little child loses one tooth, he believes that the little mouse takes it! )

Marion
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when i was younger my older sister said that when ever you went into the woods a dinasour would eat you! so i NEVER went into the woods but then one day my sister pushed me into the woods and i started to cry...=]

Peachfuzz=] (inside joke)
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I used to believe that animals in the past were company for man because today animals are like one more friend but when he grew up and took history classes he learned that they were the food of man.

Katherin Pichucho
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I used to believe that horse's penis is so big 24/7, not only while in erection, so every time I saw horse without long member hanging under belly, I was convinced it was mare!

Moherowy beret
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I used to think that snarled trees were giant snakes wanting to come in and...sleep in my bed. Once i swore i saw 2 green lights and 2 red i still se them on nights when its cold,raining,and anything would be DYING to come inside...

Kyky
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i used to think ifyou drank out of a glass that any animal had drank out of before washing it you would turn into that animal

Anon
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I used to believe that i could talk to goats because i would make goat noises that sounded simluar to "come here" and they would come towards me...

Kaitlyn
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When I was little I thought whale salt really came from whales.

Le petit qui croyais tous
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one of my younger brother askes at onces that when a rabit become elder it would became a kangro

wish
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I used to think that lions, like tigers, could not be tamed, until I saw on TV that there were people who kept them as pets.

Robert
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after watching babe the film i was so upset finding out that animals we eat were killed that my mother told me that animal died natural in britain then we ate them it wasnt til a school trip 2 france years later at 14 when i told my friends that they kill animals over here they wet themselves listenin 2 me explain n find out da true but i hav gone veggie since!doh!

kay
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