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this kid in my class beleived he was a cheetah. he would act like one most of the time, and would pretend to chew on the desk and stuff like that. I thought it was funny to tell him that everytime I ripped a page out of the National Geographic a cheetah would die. I think he really beleived me because he got pretty upset. I thought it was hysterical and kept ripping out pages and saying "oh look another cheetah just died!"

miniature sadist

If you step on a turtle it will not release you until it thunders.

sherry

Until a couple months ago (God) that only female humans had periods. I'd never seen a cat or dog that wasn't fixed (in a house) or a stray (outside) that, I guess, would be in the same spot the whole time or simply wouldn't clean themselves. It just seemed weird because, you know, your dog only has two holes instead of three (actually, four). Until I asked my mom why Kaya (my dog) didn't have a period...because she's never ovulating, because she's FIXED--duhh.

Helena

I belived that unicorns where real :)

Heather

When I was little my sister told me that if i changed my pets name it would die. so when my dad gave my cat a horrible name I didn't want to change it.

Curtis

I was so terrified after seeing Jaws that I thought my room would fill up with water and Jaws would eat me in my sleep.

Jeremiah Mattson

When I was really young I couldn't get my head round the way a radio worked, so to make things easier my dad made me believe that little mice would dress up in costumes and impersonate the singers and radio presenters inside the radio through a little microphone. I believed this for years and often tried to look inside to see if I could spot them.

Phoebe

When I was 3, I saw a commercial on tv with monkeys. My parents convinced me that I was a monkey since I liked to climb on everything!

Tami

I used to believe that when a rabbit plop plops it wee wees aswell!!!

bobby brown

when i was a child, my mother always frightened me that my stomach will be ate up by a mouse if I did not eat my meal. So when I always heard this, I take my meal as full as I could thinking that the mouse may eat my ass going inside my stomach.

Anon

My mom used to tell us there was a mouse living in her housecoat pocket. I believed her.

M

For years I thought that mouse traps caught mice by their tails and then when you found it in the trap you would set the mouse free outside.

Thank you Tom and Jerry and various other cartoons.


Also mouse related-mom had a plumber and his teenage assitant come to help her with something-they found a mouse trap downstairs-the younger guy set it off and got freaked out-mom told me that the plumber told him not to worry-as mice have no teeth. He also said that mice are boneless and that is why the can wiggle around so fast.

Oh yeah-Mom must have cracked up because she works with mice.

Glowworm

I used to think that snake bites just meant that the snake was justcoming back to eat u completely...unless u hid under ur covers at night

kyky

i use to belive that killer whailes where where acshually killer whailes hahahha

dumbb!!

i used to be afraid of poudtry .my daddy had a turkey ans one of ther zttacked me.jumped on me and run to me, the time was frozen ! i retake myself and today that make . my happy when i think that

me

When I was a little girl, I used to be afraid fish because I thought they would bite me.
The day I have to clean the fish pond with my cousins and my brother but at a moment I had to bend down for the cleaning
But I beant down too much and I felh in the pond my brother and my cousins made fun of me.

Inconito

When I was a Chile, I used to believe that the tiger Andreu the lion were the same animal but different color.

Anon

I used to believe that pigs will take over the world one day!(Piggy Invasion)(Actually I still Do!)

Pigman

when i was 36 i believed that babies came from rhinoaserous and monkeys were born from black butt hairs

marc

i used to believe that pigs could fly(and i still believe that now..hahaha..

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