picking my nose

when i was little i used to pick my nose and eat my boogers ( i know... gross). One day my mom, aunt, and grandparents, and I went boating. I starting picking my nose and eating my boogers, my aunt caught me and told me that if i kept eating my boogers, worms would grow in my stomach! That definetly got me to stop eating my boogers....

Anon

one day i found my lil bro pickin his nose so i told him " if u pick your nose long enough u will get though to your brain and will die !! " so he pulled out his finger and said "really" so i told him "yea" and he walked off !

stupid moron

When I was younger my father told me
& my sister that boogers where flies that had got caught in your nose to keep us from picking our nose-it worked.

Nikkie

When my brother was little my dad caught him picking his nose. Dad goes, don't do that, it's bad for you and you'll die. Brother takes his manky finger, licks it and says 'see. not dead!"

Anon

my brother used to believe that if he continued picking & eating his boogers.. they would go into his stomach and grow into worms.

Anon

i used to believe after doing the Egyptians in school at a young age, i thought if you picked your nose your braind would come out with your bogies, so i have never picked my nose since

wynne

I used to believe that the nose was a mine where little miners dig something and when I picked my nose, I was giving them a hard day at work... So I didn't picked my nose... ever.

Kate

I was told that picking my nose would cause my nose to either grow enormously big or be misshapen because my fingers would cause stretching in the nostrils..

A Wild Cowgirl

the art of picking the nose was passed on to me by our cleaners daughter ! when my mom saw that i was picking and then eating ...she told me that all the bugger would get stuck in my brain and that i would gradually die!

Naz

i always thought if you stuck your finger far enough up your nose a snail would bite off your nail or finger so i kept my finger away from my nose....

korn fanatic

my mum told me that when i picked my nose i would be removing small bits of my brain and would slowly become a vegetable

Keffer

I used to think that my boogers were a sentient race of virus beings that had learned to shrivel up in case of enemy attack, which explains why they didnt move when i picked them out. I thought it was very clever so every time i dug one out i would look straight at it with one eye and point at it with my finger and say, "im on to you!" i would then walk to a nearby bathroom and flick it in the toilet. As you probably guessed, I read a lot of science fiction novels back then...

HornyPorny

I used to pick my nose a lot when i was young. I would stick it on the walls and blame my older sister. I thought boogers were poop that got lost and were swere sick becuz they were green.

Anonymous

i used to believe that everybodys brain was a planet called boggie land.Every time you pick your nose blood would dribble down (sea)and boggie people would come and eat you up.my sister called me abc girl(annoying,boggie,cat girl)now i am eating the boggies so they die!

joanna al-adham

One day i picked my nose and a hair came out with this slimy yellow stuff and blood vains my mum told me it was a hairy ogre and if i kept on taking all of the people out of the cave they would eat my brain and then they would go down my throat and come out in my poo and swim around in the toilet

steak and the bailinator we rule!!!

i yused 2 belive that if i ate my boogies poo would come out my bum and i would wet my self!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chelsey