farting

when i was 8 or 9 i used to think that when i farted i couldn't breath in. that was cuz if something can smell so bad, then it MUST be poison

out of breath

i used to think that when u farted bubbles came out your butt so I tried to look and see if it was true! My mum gave me funny looks!

Anon

I used to believe that whenever u let one out there would be a line of green smoke behind u wherever u went, So I would always turn around and kinda woosh it away lol...

anonymous

When i was a kid i used to hear never pull the tigger on a gun cause it will kill people.

So from then on each time my brother would ask me to pull his finger (you know let out a fart) and i would scream he was trying to kill someone

Matt_31

when i 5years some of my friends ate some biscuits in my granfathers house with-out asking permmision, so next time they called around he opened the tin and farted in it when my friends took the lid off the tin the smell was really bad and he told them that if they did not go home and drink lots of caster oil they would be very ill after they had gone I asked him if I sould have some caster oil but he said he was only Joking but I bilieved him at the time.

John

i thought that if you held in your fart you burp if you happen to hold both in you explode!

ahh!

when my sister was about three and noticed her first little fart, she put her hand to her mouth and said, "whoops, my bottom burped".

Anon

I used to think that when I farted, my insides exploded! That was one theory, anyway. The other one was that when I was small, I ate a bomb and the bomb exploded every once in a while.

HoT-DaWg

I believe that if tou farted in publc a
gas bubble will pop out and explode in your face, well thats what someone told me anyway.

Susan

My dad always saya "did you here that frog?" when he farted lol

ribbit!

I used to believe that farts were actually triangular brown things that floated out of your arsehole - despite the fact that no one, myself included, could see them, I was still convinced of that fact until I was about 4.

wasn't me... what do you mean you can see the brown triangles?

When i was little my grandpa told me and my cousins that if we swallowed our gum that we would fart bubbles. I stopped believing it when i was older and had tried it to see.

Cyndel

When I Was Little I Used To Think That When You Farted Your Butt Was Trying To Talk. SO Whenever Someone Farted I'd Say "Your Butt Talked".

Jesse

When i was about 4 or 5 i used to think if you farted really loud that it would rip through your pants and make a hughe hole so i used to always hold them (not a good idea)

Annon

I used to believe that farts were bubbly-like,so whenever I was about to fart, I tried to pop it by poking at my butt to try to pop it.

a boy

I used to beleieve that farts can make you float.

I beleieve I can fly.....

My cousin used to tell me that if you drank the fizz from a soda that it would make you fart for a whole day, and I believed her!

anonymous