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My sister is three years younger than me, until this year, at the age of 15 she still thought that if you dont fart you explode. you can imagine what life in my house was like until she stopped.
its why i do drugs by the way sis.
In 5th grade my friend told me in the dictionary under fart it said an explosion from between the legs. I argued with my mom about this for days until she finally told me that it actually said expelsion
Nadia
When I was younger my best friend told me that if I farted, burped and sneezed all at the same time, then I would die. I have yet to find out if it is true!
L
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i was told in first grade that when you farted green gass or bubbles come out....so for months i tried to catch a peek when i farted....but i always missed. it came out before i got a look. i still haven't seen what a fart looks like, but adult reasoning tells me that there would be a green coloring to my underwear if this were so.
shane
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My mom used to say that if you farted to much ,when you got old that you butt would become loose and you wouldn't be able to hold you poop in and you'd poop your pants.
BBQ13
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When I was young I apparently had a curious belief about farting. My parents found this out when I announced, after one particularly loud fart, that I had a horn in my bottom.
Rich
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In elementary school, we all used to believe that there was a nerve between your eyebrows that, if pushed with your thumb, would prevent you from smelling someone's fart. This was called "corking it".
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To begin, you need a bit of background on my family: Dad's a lawyer, Mom's a medical researcher. And they're a bit careless with their references.
Anyway, I found a book called the Amazing Machine about the human body, and, being at the time in my machinery-fascination stage, started reading.
Then after dinnertime, I sat at the table and waited for several minutes. When Mom noticed me, she asked what I was waiting for.
To which I replied, "For someone to bring in this can of gas we're supposed to pass around after we eat."
WHEN MY DAD WOULD FART HE WOULD ALWAYS SAY, "DID YOU HERE THAT FROG?"WE WOULD SAY YES AND IT STINKS.
I was told that thunder was the sound of clouds bumping together after being split by lightening. Therefore, I believed farts were the sound of turds bumping together in your bowel.
Thor
I used to think when I farted a brown bubble came out,so everytime I had to fart I went to a mirror to see if I could see the bubble.
p.s. I could never see that brown bubble.
GM
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My Dad would always say after he farted that he " Shot a bunny " My daughter had a bunny and was always scared that grandpa was going to shoot it. The day that the bunny died my daughter 6 at the time was very angry with grandpa she thought he shot her bunny.Time to call it a fart!!!
mama cheryl
I used to believe that if you could just let one big fart out you would never have to fart again. I also didn't think that my parents had ever farted in their lives.
Lisa
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When I was little my mother told me that if I said "excuse me" after I farted it wouldn't smell. I believed her and I still sometimes catch myself saying excuse me after farting hoping that no one will notice the smell.
Vyki
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I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?
stargirl
I used to believe that if I pumped in my sleep and breathed it in I would turn into a rotting turnip!
Quako
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I used to believe that if you sniffed up a stinky fart, that no one else could smell it. I tested my theory one day in class and when it didn't work, that's when I stopped believing.
I also used to believe when you farted, your "fart cloud" would float around the world.
I don't sniff my farts anymore.
i used to believe that if you farted too loud, your butt would explode on everyone :)
butt-bomb
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I used to think that only one person could fart at a time, and every time you did, someone else would breathe it in then they would fart it out then someone else would breathe it in, and so on.
sammy moo
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I used to think when you smelled a fart, that you were breathing in tiny pieces of poop.
brandypandy
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