farting

In my first year of pre school i still hadn't quite figured out that it is inpolite to rip farts in public, so the first time i walked in after i introduced myself i proceded to rip a huge fart right in front of everyone.

Anon

when i was younger... i used to cry every time i would fart... b/c my friend told me once, that if you farted too much... you would lose all the air inside of you-- and deflate lke a big balloon.

M Fizzle and K Lizzle

I used to believe that whenever my dad farted (which he did WAY to much) that it was a duck quacking somewhere.

nat

When I was a child, well after being potty trained, but before ever experiencing or even imagining such thing as a "wet fart", I was nonetheless scared to death for some reason of farting when I was naked. I was afraid that somehow if I farted when naked, I was in grave danger of doing more than a fart and spraying doodoo all over the room. But when ever I had so much as just panties on, I farted fearlessly, never expecting it to soil my panties. So I can't imagine why the thought of farting naked was fraught with such apprehensions of something I'd never known to happen!

Julia

I used to believe that my immediate family were the only people in the world that farted

Rainbow

Sometimes I would walk through a room and let a fart, and then say "Watch out for that barking spider". One day my 8 year old son jumped up on the couch to avoid the spider. That's when I found out that he thought barking spiders were real.

Anon

when i was younger (8 or 9) and i farted my dad used to tell me not to worry, that my bum just coughed.

james

A friend of mine used to think that if she let a poot that she could sniff it all up in her nose so that no one else would smell it. yuck!

toothfairy

When I was younger, I thought that when you farted, a little brown, smelly bubble would pop out of your butt, and then it would pop loudly. When it popped, a nasty-smelling gas would be released, and if some of the gas got on your clothing, you would smell bad forever. This resulted in: a) me looking behind myself after farting (to see the bubble) and b) me jumping as soon as I farted (so no gas got on my clothes!)

Charlie (aka FartBoy)

when i was 8 or 9 i used to think that when i farted i couldn't breath in. that was cuz if something can smell so bad, then it MUST be poison

out of breath

I used to believe that if you stood in front of an open woodstove when it was hot, and farted, the tozic fumes of the fart would catch fire. I tried this many times, and so did my brother, but alas we could never make our farts catch fire.

Anon

I have a friend who things that if you don't let all the air out when you yawn it will turn into a burp and if you dont burp it'll turn into a fart

Usagi Ohkami

When I was about six or seven my Dad told me that the hospital sold corks for children who farted too much to hold it all in! I believed him for quite some time.... at least it got me to go away from him to fart I guess.

Corky

I used to believe that if you farted you could blow a hole through the chair.

Mick

I used to think that when somebody farted, little black dots came out that looked like pepper specks.

Jade

when i was younger i thought that if you farted by a raidiator your bum would explode!

Anon

i used to think if you didnt fart you would float away into the sky because i was weird like that. that was 23 years ago

hannah

Because i could not see them, i thought my farts came out as green bubbles

Anon

i used to belive that you drive your car on the line in the street.

abcdef

when i was a kid i used to think farts were another person in my tummy talking and he had bad breath

JOEY