weeing and pooing
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Up until about kindergarten, I took a crap sitting facing the toilet tank. I believed that if I din't sit in this position, something horible would hapen to me.
Anon
my mum always told me that if i sat on the toilet for too long reading books that a piece of skin would grow across my butt and i would never be able to poop again
Someone once told me that if your pee was too yellow that meant you weren't drinking enough milk. Since I hated milk as a child (and still do) I was terrified that something was wrong because my pee was yellow.
when I was young, I thought girls didn't poop, only peed. I don't know why I thought that.
The Prophet
A friend of mine told me about a girl who, when they were around 5 or 6, was utterly convinced that pee was actually lemonade, but only when it was a man's pee. This girl claimed to have seen a video of it, confirming her belief. my friend and I still laugh about this today.
Bruno
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A boyfriend I used to have told me about something he believed when he was little. He went with his parents to the Walter Reed Medical Museum in Washington, DC. There were a lot of body parts in jars.
He knew most of the parts, like the lung or the leg. He asked his mother about the contents of a particular jar. "That's what makes you pee."
So for years he thought that a bladder in a jar in Washington, D.C. was a kind of central controller that determined when everyone in the United States had to urinate. I guess it would make sense, so not everyone would rush to the toilet at the same time.
JoAnne
I used to think that celebreties and other famous people never used the bathroom! i guess the belief emerged out of the fact that at that point they hardly showed any actors or actresses visiting the bathroom in a movie!
I used to believe that you couldn't be thisty and have to pee at the same time.
Signe
I used to believe that you pooed whatever you ate for dinner the night before. For example, if you had a hotdog on a monday at 6 pm you would poo on tuesday at 6 pm and it would be that hotdog. I guess I had forgotten about the poo that came from breakfast and lunch...
When I was young, my mother told me that all people should poop at least once a day. I never pooped every day, so I, naturally, freaked out when she told me this, and tried very hard to poop every day. When I couldn't I thought I was constipated, and that constipation was a disease!
I know better now....
MEH
I used to believe that when I peed the pee was really being thrown bucket by bucket by little elves that lived inside of me.
Christina
When I was little, I thought that diarrhea was a mixture of poop and pee.
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i used to worry that if i tried to push too hard when i was going to the bathroom (#2) that i might accidentally have a baby.
cathy
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I used to take showers with my dad. Sometimes, when soaping up, water streamlets would run off his elbow. I was always so disappointed I couldn't pee out of my arm too.
I believed that when I woke up with morning wood, that meant that my wee wee was filled with pee pee...and it was time to go to the bathroom.
i used to believe poo was made out of hair bands
and wee did not even exist because uh... well you
know I BELIEVED IT! RIGHT?
poo head!
When I was little I used to believe that white people pooped white.
JC
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at my middle school there was a drinking fountain by the bathroom. you could hear the toilets flushing in the bathroom while you were taking a drink. the water would get all warm when someone flushed the toilet!! it was so gross i thought it was filtered pee straight from the toilet
poopeepie
When I was a child I believed everything my older sisters told me. I asked what constipated was and my sister told me it was when you couldn't poop and it got all backed up in your body and came out your mouth. I was PETRIFIED I would one day become constipated!
Karen F
I used to believe that if you put your finger in your belly button then smelt it you could smell your next poo
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