weeing and pooing

From as far back as I can remember, I had always (up until I was 7 or 8 and in school) believed that urine was just the extra apple juice your body had not wanted. I also believed that saliva was apple juice that was stuck forever in your mouth.

Jake

when i was young i thought that since boys peed standing up and went #2 sitting down that girls must pee from their butts since they sat down to do both.

ace

When I was real young like 4 or 5, I and a friend were in my room, and we both had to pee. So for some unknown reason I suggested we could go in the closet, and we did, one at a time, closing the door for privacy. I seem to remember that I thought it was okay to pee anywhere, because it would disappear after a while. Oh, I also remember peeing in the trashcan, again for no particular reason other than I had to go, and the bathroom was further away.

Mark

I went out with a guy in his early 20's (!!) who thought that women sat down to pee because they pee'd out their bottoms!

LittleSis

i used to beleive girls peed out their ass. some girls i knew had peed their pants and the wet stain would be on the back instead of the boys in the front.

joe

When I was little,I thought there were little people inside me who would open a trap door and pour the pee out in tiny buckets.

Lindsay

When I first started learning about colonial times, and how the women dressed what with corsets garters and those humungous hoopskirts, I always wondered how on earth they went to the bathroom. As a little girl I wore dresses a lot, and it was always a hassle to go to the bathroom wearing one. It must have been super hard to do it when your dress stood out three feet on each side. I finally decided that colonial women learned how to hold all of their excrements all day, and at night when they took of all their clothes they would finally get to go to the bathroom.

I was a stupid kid.

Anon

When I was younger, I had a bedwetting problem and my mother used to put one of those puddle-pads on my bed at night. I grew out of this by the time I was about six, and once when I was probably around eight or nine I was at my grandparents' house. My grandma was putting what looked like a puddle-pad on my bed, and, infuriated that she would assume I would wet the bed, I cried out:
"Hey! I don't need those any more, what are you doing?!"

She couldn't stop laughing and finally explained that it was just a cotton pad to make the mattress more comfortable.

Doh!

I believed that people need never go hungry because if you ate poo it would go through your system and turn back into food. Makes perfect sense.

Kate

I used to beliieve that urine was stored in the scrotum. I guess I didn't consider where girls held theirs.

Andy

When I was learning how to use the toilet (ie: potty training), I firmly believed that if I was alone while I did a "number 2", the resulting loaf would jump back up and bite my ass.

Tornado

when i was a little kid my sister told me that whenever i poopied that grimace the purple guy from mcdonald's would come out of my butt so i held it in all the time and was scared.

Jenna

I used to think that you coundnt pee and poo at the same time so I would allways go seperatly!!!

Bob

i used to beleive that if i fell asleep on the toilet id turn into a poo

keith

Up until I was approximately 7 or 8 years old, I believed that each family had its own way of going to the bathroom, and our family's way was to pull your pants down. I had only been in the company of my own family and cousins in the bathroom, and it wasn't until a scouting expedition, when I was with other girls in the bathroom, that I discovered that everybody pulls their pants down to go to the bathroom.

Susan

when I was little and missed the toilet when peeing, my parents would say "there's a leak in the pee pipe". I imagined a little water works in my body and sometimes the pee pipe would break and I would spray everywhere.

M.M.

I used to believe that pee pee was liquidised green pees that you eat.

BoBo

When I was five I was to busy playing in the Wisconsin snow to come in the house and remove my snow suit to use the bathroom. Having two older brothers I knew they could pee standing up. I learned the cold way that girls can't pee like the boys

still freezing