weeing and pooing

I used to think that there were people that worked in the sewers all day, all year, that, when you flushed your doo-doo, they would take, it smush it up, and use it to make new toilet paper.

Anonymous

Once i was really afriad to wee and poo at the same time because i thought the combination would create a giant 50ft tall mutant creature that would destroy my town.well i just had to do both and i was afriad that in the sewers it would become godzilla...

anon

i used to believe i was a boy and weed standing up but then my mom said that i was meant to sit down this is the 2nd person i have ever told in my 29 years i have lived!!!

miss.G Harrison

The first times my mom made me use a toilet to do #2 i would cry because i thought if you poo'd you would empty out.

Toilet hater

I used to think that men's poo came out of their penis' like wee.

Helen

My dad calls diarreah the "hershey squirts" so growing up I always thought hersheys chocolate gave people the runs. Looking back, I'm lucky I didn't think diarreah WAS hersheys chocolate.

Anon

I used to think my poo-poo was play-doh, and my Mum used to go mad at me when I would bring the models I had made for her.

Matthew Isham

I used to think pee was in your testicles.

R.G.

i used to think that poop was like little chicken nuggets that would sit and wait and then parachute out of you butt.

Michelle S.

When I was very little, my mother would give my brother a bath and then give me a bath. I saw his penis and asked what it was. All i remembered was that it's the part he pees with. A couple years later, with a little sister, I tell my mother "Mommy! Did you know that the part i pee with is just like a little penis?" She agreed with me. Thanks, nurse mom.

britishbroccoli

Since women have to sit on the toilet to urinate, I assumed that feces and urine came out of the same hole.

MD Caruso

I thought that if you went to the bathroom while it was raining, you would have diarrhea.

Mer

When I was probably 6 my older sister told me that if I didnt pee every 5 hours then my bladder would explode. I went around telling all of my friends to go pee every 5 hours. I wasn't too good at math then so I would go to the bathroom every time that i felt I had any in my bladder

~Anonymous~

i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my butt

Anon