weeing and pooing

When I was in 2nd grade, an instructor saying to recycle told my class and me that poop and pee went into her office all the time. I kept trying to hold in my pee and poop from then on, because I didn't want to make the instructor's office any more of a mess than it was. I didn't find out the truth until YEARS later

Lara T.

I thought that humans were hollow like a shell.
So one day I sat on the loo and drank glass after glass of water (from the sink!) until I wee weed. I told my Mum proudly about my discovery and she must have thought I was mad!!!!

Kitunae The Klot

when I was 6 my friend's sister told us that what ever you eat will make your poop that color. We quickly ate everything we could get our tiny hands on. Bannanas, Grapes. Everytime we needed to poop we'd watch each other and examine wat it looked like. We tried relentlessly for 3 months. Gross (im 12 now)

nico daunte

i used to believe the testicles stored urine and when a man peed they would get smaller, like a balloon letting out air

marie

When I was little, my mom finally told me about what was going on 'down there' when I went to the bathroom. For the longest time, I thought that the urethra (or however you spell it :/ ) was called your Aretha, as in Aretha Franklin, the singer. I still can't keep a straight face whenever I hear that name!

Also, this is not really a belief, but, when I was around 3 years old, whenever I had to go to the bathroom, wherever I was I would pull my pants and underwear, or drawers if you're British, and THEN run to the bathroom. I have no clue whatsoever why I did this. We even have pictures which I'm sure my mom will make use of when I bring my first serious boyfriend home...

Em-bare-ass-ed one

When I was pretty young I never knew that girls had vaginas. I always thought that they pissed out of their butt and that whenever a man and a woman would have sex they'd use her but. I also thought that I came out that way. It wasn't until later that I finally asked how a girl pees.

Spaz

When i waz a little girl, i believed little men in cooking outfits and little swirly
black moustashes made my food into pee. They all stood in a long line with
a conveir belt, and the food would come down, and they in turn turned little peices
of food into pee. The last little man on the end waz a bad guy, and turned the
pee into the poop. I believed this until i learned about the digestion system in
the 5th grade.

I'm real smart

when i was about 3, i accidentally walked in on my dad while he was peeing. i dont know why, but seeing this led me to belive that men had little elves in their stomachs (i thought pee came from there) and when they peed, it meant the elves were watering their plants

oddgirl

Me and my friends used to think that if you sat in a place where a man had peed, you would turn into a homosexual.

Francisco

I used to think constipation was the same thing as a stomach ache, and I remember sitting in the cafeteria in third grade telling my friends I was constipated. I have no clue where I ever got that idea...

Rachel

Well, one time, my sister found my other sister's poop behind the couch (how'd it get there? i don't wanna know). She thought it was chocolate, and ate it.

Sibling of poo-eater