weeing and pooing
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I used to believe that eating dandelions would make you wet the bed. Often, however, I wet the bed and yet had not eaten any dandelions. Strange logic!
Fraser Allonby
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I thought there was a little workman in my butt working behind a door. When I had to poop I thought the workman was kicking the door because he had a wheel barrow full of poop that he needed to push through the door. The longer I made him wait the harder he kicked and if I waited too long he'd kick the door down and throw the poop out at an inconvenient moment.
Boss
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Several years ago my younger cousin told me that her best friend told her that if you new pee and your old pee got mixed together you could get pregnant. I was a bit confused as to how your old pee and new pee would get mixed together, she said that if you jumped up and down alot it would mix. I laughed and then explained to her how a woman gets pregnant.
Vyki
I am caucasian, but my "poop" was not. When I was little, I used to think that white people pooped brown and brown people pooped white!
Maureen
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When I was little, I took a bath and pooped in there. And I ran around the tub screaming, creating a whirlpool and the poop (to me)looked like it was chasing me.
M.B.N.
When my brother was little, he took a bath and while he was in there, he pooped. Instead of getting away from it, he smeared it all over the walls. I guess he thought it was paint or something...
M.B.N.
I used to believe when I was a kid that when women went pee there was a little hole in their butt cheek because they sat on the toilet.
GM
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As a child I believed that poo's were called "specials" as my mum used to encourage me when potty training to do a "Special One".
Consequently, members of my family have a real problem if someone tells us how "special" they think we are, or on "special occasions". Never ceases to make us all smile (amusement or embarrassment? Who knows???)
fuzzy
For some reason after watching Blue Peter raise funds for dialysis machines for kids, I thought that if I didn't go for a wee as soon as I realised I needed one, my kidneys might fail and Id have to be plugged in to a machine every day thru painful needles stuck in me
Fleur
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When i was small I used to believe that the "MEN ONLY" sign on the entrance to the Male Public Toilet meant that! I always looked for a "Boys" Toilet without any luck.
I used to believe that if you got stuck out in the desert, you could just eat your poop and drink your pee and you could live for days and days without food or water.... Eeeewww....
YumYum
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My husband actually believed that a woman pees through her vagina. I told him the reality when he was 27. I think that he thinks I'm joking.
Helen (UK)
I used to believe that I could choose to defecate through my penis. I was frightened that, one day, I might jokingly think to myself "now I will poo out of my penis", thereby causing this to actually occur. I think the belief was sparked by the event occuring in a dream. I was convinced that it had been a waking occurence.
Optional Excretor
i used to believe that when you had diahria you were peeing out of your butt.
roger rabbit
when i was little i thought that if i needed a poo really badly and i didnt go i would have a baby, so i was always rushing a bout the house going to the toilet as a kid.
froggy
I used to think spiders were in my toilet bowl and they would come and bite me while I was pooing and I would die in my sleep.
dpad
I used to think that your butt was just a big crack, where poop came out. I didn't get that there was a hole down there.
John
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My grandfather once told me that you could not pee and poop at the same time, and if you did, you would explode. So for the next 10 years I never let any poop out while I was peeing. Until one day i figured what the heck, and did both at once. It emptied me out in half the time. I was so happy :)
Matt Scheeren
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i'm now scared to learn from this page that i don't pee out of my clitoris, I'm 16 by the way. Until now i have been very much so convinced of this, and one time i was told otherwise, but couldn't find the pee hole and so i thought my sister was lieing to me....ah...
Allyson
My boyfriend used to believe that girls peed out of their butts. Actually, he believed that until he was ~19 years old. I'm not sure he mentioned that in our conversation, but I set him straight (after much ridicule--19 years old!)
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