weeing and pooing

I used to believe that when black people pooped it came out white.

Anon

I used to believe that ladies did wees out of their bottom

still not sure

When I was a child I used to believe that if I went to the toilet in the water at the beach on holiday in the north part of Australia, when I went home it would follow me to the south part and meet me on the beach there!!

Anon

When I was small I thought that boys had 2 penises, and balls. 1 to pee with, and one I wasn't sure about, but my big sis kept talking about it.

Sadly mistaken

I used to believe that people would not grow if they did not do poo.

anonomous

When I was about 10, I would wake up some mornings with an intense need to pee accompanied by a rather embarassing erection. I used to think that my penis was full of urine, making it firm and much bigger than normal.

Brad

My mother toilet trained us with the water running from the faucet. She believed that it was the power of suggestion. To this day, if I am sitting near a fountain or if I hear running water, I have to pee immediately.

Anon

not sure how old i was... but i was still in junior school.. a group of us at school came to the conclusion that girls never learnt to go to the toilet... this was concluded from seeing tampon (and other such ladies products) being advertised on TV... we thought that they were nappies for women...

Anon

I used to believe that women pee'd out of their bottoms. Why else would they sit down?

Ernie Slapclap

i used to believe that there were little people liveing inside of me and that how my body worked.
for example there were little people that would collect my food in buckets and tip them into the toliet!

em_kate

I used to think girls pee'd out their butts.

Kurt

I thought as a very young child that when you had diarrhea, that you were pooping out poison...and you couldn't get it on you, or you would become infected.

J.F.

I told my little sister that if she squeezed too hard when doing a dump then her brains would come out of her bum. She had acute constipation for ages as a result...

gem

As I had never seen my parents go to the toilet for a No 2 I had the firm belief that as you got older you stopped needing to have a dump. I went around two weeks without going when I was about 10 and thought "this is it, I've hit puberty"

Col

When I was very young, I really loved apple juice and it was just about the only thing I drank. I was completely convinced that this was why my pee was apple juice colored. I thought that if I drank grape juice it would be purple.

J

When I was very young, about 3 or 4 years old, my cousin told me "when you go to the bathroom, you poop out your bones". I was terrified of going to the bathroom and was afraid that would happen and my bones would be flushed away down the toilet! I finally could not wait any longer, so to be on the safe side, I used a bucket instead of the toilet! Somehow after doing that, I got over the "fear". Maybe I got in trouble or something....I don't remember!

Anon.

When I was 6, my next door neighbour (who was 4) was complaining of a sore tooth. I told her that if she put poo on her tooth, it would make it all better.

She used to believe!

Ange

I believed that in using the toilet, one would completely remove his pants, and toss them aside. I did this till I saw the correct way on a movie. To this day, I still prefer to be naked at home when I poop. (Ft. Lauderdale is hot!)

Neato Man

I used to think that poop was stored in your buttocks and that's why they're squishy.

Anon

My grandmother told me that defecation was called doing a "moo-moo". To this day, I can't hear the name of the item of clothing, "mumu" (or indeed "mumu pit cooking") without embarrassment.

Anon