weeing and pooing

For about 3 years in my early youth, I was absolutely certain that I hadn't pooped at all. I don't know how I could have thought that, since I know I must have defecated at least once every few days, but I was convinced.

james

Until I was about 8 or 9, i thought that girls peed from their anus. It was the only logical explanation I could think of for why they would sit down to pee.

James

I got my hands on a porno magazine at a very young age. After that I thought that boys peed white!

Anon

I used to believe that when pee dried up, it disappeared, so I used to pee on things around the house, thinking it would leave no trace.

Zach

I used to think that everyone had tiny magicians inside them that would turn the food into poop as it went down through your body.

Not kidding

when i was 5 i have discovered that my cousin (a so smart 10 y/o girl) was using diapers at night due her bedwetting problems.
she was so brave, with so good scores at school, and so loved that i've started to wet the bed at own beccause i was beliving that have a diaper on was the reason of such success .
nothing of more wrong....

frank

I used to think that tampons were meant to absorb women's urine so they wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.

Koyaanisqatsi

i got told that when you pooed and weed at the same time in the toilet (madness i tell you!) that it would form a "purplish bogey".

Anon

I used to believe that Winnie the Pooh was a turd. My Mother used to read the books to me and I was not exposed to the Disney version of the stories when I was young. I guess I must have confused "Pooh" with "poo".

Adam

One time when I was about four I apparently pooped something hurtful and my thought was that a snake had bit me. For years I was always afraid of snakes biting my butt.

Tom S.

my friends from down the road (who were girls) and myself, thought for soo long that girls had testicles which you pee out of, but they were inside them and cos they didnt have a penis they had to sit on the toilet. but when a girl wanted to be tom boy she could reach inside herself, pull them out and pee standing up. yes, we were very messed up kids. thats what we said one of the girls did cos she dressed like a boy all the time. they never told me if it was true.

daniel

My father chewed tobacco, and would spit it into the toilet. He would never flush. I always thought my dad's poop was like coffee grounds because he would never flush after he did his. I thought there was something wrong with his poop.

Formerly Concerned

When I was young I used to believe that when I got an erection, that meant I had to pee. I thought that pee filled up the wanker making it hard!

nick

It did not occur to me until this summer (I was 21) that girls wipe after they pee. I learned this when I was riding in a car with a girl and she said she had to pee, and I offered to stop on the side of the road, but she said no, because she didn't have any toilet paper. So I said, "But I thought you just had to pee?"

Jon

Like "johnypants" I believed that girls didn't go poo. I knew that the peed, because I'd seen it happen. I even knew where babies come from, so I thought that with all those things happening down there, there wasn't room for anything else and they just had an incredibly strong digestive system that rendered everything down into pee.

Anon

i used to think that when i peed, a baby would come out into the toilet. (mind you, i was 5, so, i wasn't even pregnant)

alea

A friend I met at University (ie he was 18! believed that you stored poo in your buttocks, and that after you went to the bathroom your bum was smaller. Hi Jim!

Harry