weeing and pooing

I used to believe up until very recently that after boys and men urinated they dabbed the end with toilet paper to dry it off. My boyfriend told me with much mirth, when I was about 23, that they only shook it.

Lyndall

When I was young I thought girls didn't go poo. I figured it was only something boys did. Maybe I thought that something so disgusting could never come of of things so pretty and cute. How naive

johnypants

I used to think that ladies urinated through a little tube that looked like a piece of string, which would hang down from their privates.

I later found out about tampons.

Anon

i thought that boys had to squeeze their penis to make the pee come out.

denise

I thought that if you had sex with a man that didn't really love you, he would be able to pee in you

Lenny

well, not mine. but I remember trying to explain to a friend when we were both about 9 that tescticles were not used to store urine (and thus allow men to pee longer).

woogle

On the subject of pee, I thought that given that girls lacked the male plumbing, that they therefore peed out of their bums ...

Bryan

When I was little I thought that my urine was stored in my scrotum until I needed to wee.

Bryan