weeing and pooing
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When I was little, I knew that "wee-wee" was stored in the bladder. But for some reason, I thought that "B-M" was stored in the buttocks. Explained why your butt tended to stick out a bit. Of course, it never occurred to me to check for any change in size after "unloading."
A Non-Ymus
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When I was little, I used to believe that, when pooing, little yellow birds that lived in my intestines would push the poo out of me. They wore hard hats with lights on them like little miners. They used pick-axes and shovels and toiled away in my colon all day and all night preparing the poo. Then, when I had to go, a loud air horn would go off and they would know it was time to start pushing. I am not, as you might imagine, obsessed with pooing as an adult.
Pablo
When I was a child I used to believe if i made wee-wee into a pool, it´ll become red, because my friends told me that. Probably ours parents intended to teach us Don`t do it.
Sikiú
I thought that kids' pee was yellow and adults' pee was clear.
Aretia
I used to believe when i was young my sisters told me if i push out to hard that my body would turn inside out!
Chris
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When I was i kid I used to believe that if i strained too hard while doin #2 I would poop my lungs out...
K.Gordon
i remember once when myyy family went camping my uncle told us that when he was little their mom told them that if they peed in the fire they'd wet the bed...i believed that until i was 14 and my boyfriend peed in a fire he had at his house...
rawr
my sister used to believe that you couldn't pee and poo at the same time, so she would hold her pee in until she was done pooping, then wipe and flush and then try to pee...she ended up with bladder infections from holding it in all the time.
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All I knew that was different between a man and a woman when i was little was that a man stood up to go to (use) the bathroom and a woman had to sit down. So I came to the conclusion that also men didn't poop because that would mean they would have to sit do it.
Kitkat
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My mom told me that if i peed in the pool the water would turn purple and everyone would know it was me who did it. Needless to say i have never peed in the pool!!
Victor
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I used to think until I was 7 that boys had to hold their penises to piss. I thought they had to squeeze it to pee, like a water balloon. I didn't think it was physically possible for them to wet the bed!
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when i was 5 my mum always used to tell me never to touch the toilet cleaners cos it was very dangerous and toxic...so when she used to clean the toilet and i could see the the bleech in the toilet i thought it would be dangerous if i peed cos my pee would mix with the chemicals and cause an explosion or some sort, when i finaly did pee i would jump off the toilet an flush really quickly soon after i realised that nothing actually happened and it was safe to pee, i never told my mum till years after and she couldnt stop laughing when i finaly did.
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Thanks to a book explaining how your body works that I read when I was about 4 I thought that there was a poop hole, a pee hole and another hole for those times when you go to the bathroom and do both at the same time. I believed that until I was about 11.
When i was little i thought that a "vachina" was where the pee came out from girls
laura
Whenever my family and I went on roadtrips and someone had to go to the bathroom, we would stop at the nearest gas station. My mom would then take me into the handicapped stall, and more often than not, the toilet was clogged or spattered with poo/pee toilet water. For the longest time, I thought that all handicapped people always had dierhea.
gas station child
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I used to believe the notice on toilet seat protectors saying: 'Provided by the Management for Your Protection.' meant that there was a government agency called the management for your protection
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When I was little my auntie told me that eating beets would turn my poop pink. So I ate the beet, ran in the house five minutes later, and almost immediately told her she was wrong.
Beeter
I believed that if you ate while pooping it would immediately go right through you, so I never did and still don't
Will
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When I was 4 or 5 I thought there were little elves inside my body that helped me poop. It was like a little factory and each one would turn a crank or something to move things along. I think I watched too much Fraggle Rock.
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When my brother was little, for whatever reason he ha an aversion to pooping. After a few days my mom became concerned and told him "Tyler, I know you need to poop"
To which my brother replied "NO I DONT I HAVE A CROUTON IN MY BOTTOM"
To this day I dont know exactly what he meant by that but he's 25 now and we still don't let him forget that.
Rachel
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