weeing and pooing

I was 100% sure that girls peed out of their anuses. Nothing would convince me otherwise, since almost every person I knew (guys) agreed with me while we were in elementary school. This belief eventually faded away with the discovery of porn.

Anon

My mom used to say that if I said bad words, poop would appear in my mouth

Nina

I thought girls peed out of their butt. My brother told me a story that a long time ago, he used to think that girls had penises in their butt that peed. I knew there wasn't a penis in there, but I seriously thought they peed out of there.

I'm 14 now and I was talking with my friends a few weeks ago about it and they said "They don't pee out of their butts."

I felt like a genius.

Kenny

When I was little, I heard the rumors floating around that girls dont have a peepee. "How do they pee?" I would ask and seemed to always get the answer "Sitting down". I believed girls peed out of there butt for a good 4 years.

Anon

When I was little, I thought it was harmful to eat while you were going to the bathroom.

Anon

When I was about four years old I had seen a kid pee on the floor and I thought he was peeing out of his navel so I belived that boys can pee out of their navel

Angela

I used to believe that the colored ribbons that loggers tied on trees were to mark where they went to the bathroom.

hillary

When I was a little girl (3 or 4 years old), I had a lot of gas pains. I don't know where I got the idea, but for some reason, when I was sitting on the toilet, I was convinced that I had these little miniature cowboys and indians running around in my stomach doing battle with each other and whenever someone would miss their target, I would feel a sharp pain where their bullet hit.

Mary

When i was about three, i remember catching a brief glimpse of my brother naked. I could swear that i saw two penis'. So i used to believe that he had one for peeing and one for pooing. I was so stupid -_-;;

Mikkailah

When i was younger and going for a "number 2" i used to think that i was having a baby and it would be in the toilet and i'd have to get it out.
Then i realised that certain things had to happen before a baby could be born...

Kerry

I used to think that my poop was brown because I ate a lot of brown foods, and that my pee was yellow because i drank lots of yellow liquids. So one day I ate some blueberries, expecting my poop to be blue. Instead, it was brown! I just couldn't figure out what was wrong with me!

Alli

I had no contact with males until I went to school. I was very confused as to why I stood to urinate and sat to defecate, when women sat for both.

Not until I went to school did I know that I wasn't the only boy in the world to sit on the toilet.

Ever-Learning Male

For some reason, i thought that inside my ass was a whole tiny villiage of people, and when i had to do a poo, the town policeman would come out into the main square and hold all the traffic up while he directed the poo on its way out, like a traffic cop. I have no idea where this idea sprung from!

Anon

I used to believe that however long you held your pee was how long you actually had to sit on the toliet and pee'd. so if i had to go to the bathroom on a family trip i would get really upset because i didnt want to have to sit on the toliet for 30 minutes.

a

I met someone at Reading festival that thought that girls didnt acctually sit down to pee he thought we stood! He also questioned why i was taking toilet paper to the toilet if i only needed a wee he didnt realise girls wiped when they peed either...he was 18....strange boy

lou

I used to think that priests and teachers never used the bathroom.

Anon

When I was small I used to believe that if you peed in the swimming pool the water turned black and the life guard kicked you out. Unsurprisingly I haven't peed in the pool since.

Anon

I thought that kids' pee was yellow and adults' pee was clear.

Aretia

I thought that if you continuously drank water while peeing it would pass right through you allowing you to go endlessly, as long as you kept drinking glasses of water. Peeing without ceasing. I guess that was my endgame.

Adam

I used to believe that the earth was in this large toilet bowl and that when it rained it was God that peeing on us.

Jennifer