weeing and pooing

I used to think that your butt was just a big crack, where poop came out. I didn't get that there was a hole down there.

John

For some reason after watching Blue Peter raise funds for dialysis machines for kids, I thought that if I didn't go for a wee as soon as I realised I needed one, my kidneys might fail and Id have to be plugged in to a machine every day thru painful needles stuck in me

Fleur

My mom once told me that i would die i read while sitting on the toilet, because my brain would implode. She even said it ahppened to a friend of her's.

H.O.B.

I used to think constipation was the same thing as a stomach ache, and I remember sitting in the cafeteria in third grade telling my friends I was constipated. I have no clue where I ever got that idea...

Rachel

I knew a stupid kid at school when i was 8 years old that told me that baby aliens were living in your testicles and if ya pee hard enuf, they can come out and abduct you. but I was very gullible and literal and he horrified me

Anon

When I was little I thought girls could also stand up and pee so one day I tried it and got pee all over my bathroom, it was terrible to clean up

tammy

When I was in infant school my friend Robert claimed that in Japan, when they'd finished doing a poo, they'd stick their fingers up there to 'get out the rest'. For some odd reason everyone else in the class also bought this outrageous lie.

Maz

when i was young i thought that since boys peed standing up and went #2 sitting down that girls must pee from their butts since they sat down to do both.

ace

When I first heard that girls have "three separate holes for three separate functions" (meaning their vaginas are separate from their urethras or anuses), I thought for a long time that it meant girls poop and fart out of separate holes!

Nelson

Until I was about 5 I always thought everyone peed a different color because I'd see that blue toilet bowl cleaner and just think that someone didn't flush.

Anon

I used to believe that my poo was a little bit of my brain and every time i pooped some of my brain would come out. When I was 7 my Dad was teaching my to recite poetry. I had memorized the poem and was about o recite it when i excused myself to go to the bathroom. I spent a lot of time in there and when I came out, I found i had forgotten some of the poem. I thought i had pooped out my memory and started taking notes of EVERYTHING so I wouldn't forget anything when I pooped.

Poopbrain

One year in my elementry school (in the U.S.A.) there was a girl in my class from a Canadian family visiting there for the year. Now some people may act "disgusted" or say "Oooo" or "Gross!" at any joke or other statement that referred to poop or pooping. But of all people I ever knew to act that way, this Canadian girl really "took the cake". So extreme was her "disgusted" reaction to any reference to poop or pooping that it made me think that Canadians must not poop, and that was why she had the luxury of finding any allusion to it so "gross".

Dan

when i was about 7 or 8 a friend from school said that if you had a wee and poop at the same time you'd explode.

rofl

I used to believe that if you sat on the toilet too long that a Naked Mole-Rat would come out of the hole at the bottom and hurt/eat you.

Anon

when i was little i always wondered how i went poop, so i somehow came up with the idea that there were 2-inch smurfs in my butt pushing the poop out, so i would always be careful to not squeeze out the working little blue men... i felt bad for them, too...

socko

When I was younger I was really proud of the fact that I could hold it in longer than my dad... He told me that if I didn't go, the pee or poop would go into my bloodstream and I'd die. My brother and I were horrified we believed it up until a few days ago when we told our mom. She was like "that's a lie it won't back up into your bloodstream why do you listen to your father?" Man I was so embarrassed I'm 14 he had me believing that for eight years...

Anon

If you pee in a pool, the pee disappears

Anon

i used to believe that there were little people liveing inside of me and that how my body worked.
for example there were little people that would collect my food in buckets and tip them into the toliet!

em_kate

When my cousin and I were 6 & 7 respectively, we went went to urinate together. He said, "all this pee in here makes my pee-pee stiff!" From that time until my early teens I thought it that whenever my penis would stiffen, it meant I had to urinate!

Mikey

I used to hate to go poo. But my grandmother convinced me that if I didn't poo, it would come out of my mouth. Just like a fart can be reversed as a burp.

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