weeing and pooing

I remember once a friend of mine told me that when ever you hold in your pee it would make your balls stronger

Zao

I used to belive that if u pee in the bath, you will get sucked down the plughole!

Anon

When I was very young, I really loved apple juice and it was just about the only thing I drank. I was completely convinced that this was why my pee was apple juice colored. I thought that if I drank grape juice it would be purple.

J

Because boys go #1 standing up while girls sit down, this must mean that boys don't ever have to go #2 since you have to sit down to do it. This mis-belief was cleared up when I walked in on my dad doing #2 after he had neglected to lock the bathroom door.

Robin Unger

I used to beleive that when I took a bath w/ my brothers, that if they peed in the water I'd get pregnant.

SabB

When I was a kid my Mom taught me to put paper down before sitting on public toilets because there might be germs. I didn't follow her advice at Church because I believed that God's people were cleansed!

Anon

i used to believe that when you had diahria you were peeing out of your butt.

roger rabbit

i used to believe, after seeing my cousin poop white poop, that when someone poops out white dump, that means that they drank too much milk, causing their own poop to turn white. i dunno if it's true still.

Casper Theghost

I used to beileve that my parnets didn't go to the toilet, and it was just kids who had too!!

kag

i uses to believe that boys wee'd out of their belly buttons.

boys and toilets

I used to think if you pushed the flusher on the toilet up instead of down, water would shoot out and a mummy would come out and eat you, when you were sleeping.

JoJo

my mum used to tell me the queen didn't do ANYTHING for herself.....for a very long time i believed she had her ladies in waiting wipe her bum for her...this was after i stopped believing the queen was so nice that she wouldn't do 'dirty' things like go to the toilet how could she she was royal

idiots guide to crafts

i used to believe that guys pulled out their outie belly buttons and that's how they peed.

Sky

I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.

Stupid girl

My brother used to believe that he had a man in his butt named Harold. When nature called, Harold would spring to action, and re-do his "living room" by pushing out the old furniture. My brother is now in his late 20's and this still makes for interesting conversation....or so the family thinks...

hardcorr

i used to think that if i wiped after i pooped, my butt would fall off! i didn't wipe at all between the ages of 4 and 6!

AHHHH!! MY BUTT FELL OFF!!!

When my little sister was just potty trained, she thought that when she pooed her insides were coming out. For about a month she would cry whenever she had to do it. Finally, my mom told her what it really was.

Faerygirl

When I asked what manure was after it was mentioned on televsion, my mum told me it was poo and was used to make pastry. For years after, I never wanted to eat any pastry as I thought it was poo!!

Anon

I use to believe that if I had something to drink while going to the bathroom that the drink would go right through me and I would keep on weeing until I finished drinking.

Anon

when i was about 6 i used to think there was an army of poops inside me, and that the leader would be telling them to jump out my behind.. even as a very logic-driven kid, i never wondered why they never ran out.

chibi t