weeing and pooing

I used to think that when I peed into the nature and flowers would later grow there, that I would then be partly in those flowers. I hated to go pee on the toilet, because I didn't want to live in the toilent...

A big part of me still thinks this way...

Samuli

When I was little, my dad put up a bookshelf in our bathroom so we could read while we did our business. I used to sit for hours on the toilet reading, and when my mom was fed up, she told me if you sit too long on the toilet, your guts fall out. I believed it until recently.

Anon

I used to think that whatever you consumed would automatically turn to pee, then depending on how long you waited to go to the bathroom the pee would change into diarrhea, then to soft pooh, then to hard pooh, You didn't want to let it get to hard pooh... that was bad

Anon

I used to think that if you poop and pee enough on the floor, you could summon a poop monster that you can ride on and use to battle. Me and my brother tried making poop monsters n the bathroom so we can battle with them, like in Pokemon, but it didn't work. We ended up pooping all over the floor and making our mom mad.

Aubrey

Like "johnypants" I believed that girls didn't go poo. I knew that the peed, because I'd seen it happen. I even knew where babies come from, so I thought that with all those things happening down there, there wasn't room for anything else and they just had an incredibly strong digestive system that rendered everything down into pee.

Anon

I used to believe when I was a kid that when women went pee there was a little hole in their butt cheek because they sat on the toilet.

GM

when i was about 3, i accidentally walked in on my dad while he was peeing. i dont know why, but seeing this led me to belive that men had little elves in their stomachs (i thought pee came from there) and when they peed, it meant the elves were watering their plants

oddgirl

when i went to the bathroom i would go poo and my sister once told me that if you pushed to hard your face would be sucked in and her face would come out of your butt

tommy

When I was quite young, I knew that boys had penises and that they would pee with them, but I couldn't understand where their pooh came from. This resulted in me asking one of my male friends how he managed to fit pooh out of his penis, it was so small. He explained 2 me that men dont always stand up to go to the toilet and they pooh the same as girls. Suddenly it all made sense...

Dippy Em

When I was younger, I swallowed a button by accident and my mum told me that it would come out when I went to the toilet. Every time I went to the toilet, I looked to see if it was there!

Anon

When i was little after i saw Willie WOnka and the Chocolate Factory i thought that there were little orange men in me. They would control when i went to the bathroom.

Liz

i used to believe that males' poo came out of their willies

Helen W

when i went to the theatre, i sometimes tried to not go to the toilet for the whole performance (breaks including) because i was worried that they will make a stage announcement saying "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW! YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS TO GET READY!" Obviously, that's an exaggeration. The sad thing is, I still try to not go to the toilet even when i am really desperate!

scared of tooilets

My mom called a vagina a bottom and (im a girl) so i always called my wee part a bottom. So just imagine how i was when my friend told me she had to poo with her bottom.

bottom-girl

i used to believe that whatever i put in the toilet would end up in my mouth the next morning....i kept my poo in for a couple of days till my brother finally told me the truth......

Guyanese gurl

I thought girls peed out of their butt's till about last month. I'm 17.

im not giving my name

i used to believe that all the poo that got flushed down the toliet would be washed into the middle of the ocean. and i neva eva went in more than three metre into the water for fear i might step on it.

Anon

I used to believe that all of my body fluids inside me would pour out of my vagina when I was doing a wee. I tried holding it in for about three days, but I had to go to the doctor because I had a water infection. I then had to have a wee in a bedpan to show the dctor the usual color of my wee.

Whirlygurl

I used to believe that whenever I peed clear urine (i.e., when I was well-hydrated) that this was sperm.

Anon

There's an old joke in my family that's been passed down for generations as a means of curbing pyromaniacal behavior. "If you play with fire (or a campfire [ie: throw weeds, leafs, fireworks, etc. in it]), then you'll wet the bed!" I believed this well into the 7th grade. It has recently been taught to the children of family friends, who rarely play with fire.

F.B.