weeing and pooing

I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.

Butters.

when i was a young child i used to believe that feces were seeds, and if you planted them whatever you ate would grow back again. Hence, if one ate a hamburger and planted the poop after, a cow would spring up.

lorain loufer

I used to think that boys peed out of their belly buttons, so of course why couldn't I? I tried for a long time but it never worked.hmm.. wonder why ;)

kt

I used to believe that girls pee through their, well, anuses, because they always sit or crouch when they pee and poo, so i thought it's kinda the same.

Anon

When I was real young like 4 or 5, I and a friend were in my room, and we both had to pee. So for some unknown reason I suggested we could go in the closet, and we did, one at a time, closing the door for privacy. I seem to remember that I thought it was okay to pee anywhere, because it would disappear after a while. Oh, I also remember peeing in the trashcan, again for no particular reason other than I had to go, and the bathroom was further away.

Mark

From as far back as I can remember, I had always (up until I was 7 or 8 and in school) believed that urine was just the extra apple juice your body had not wanted. I also believed that saliva was apple juice that was stuck forever in your mouth.

Jake

when i was 7, i spent the night at my friend's house. late that night i woke up and had to go to the bathroom. i got up and went and ended up pooping. all was fine until i went to flush. i noticed my poop was blue. i flipped out. why was my poop blue? it had always been brown before! there had to be a reason. and the only reason i could think of was i had a fatal illness that made poop blue. i woke up my friend and told her what happened. she told me she had used the bathroom earlier and HER poop had been blue too. we both started crying hysterically waiting for the end to come. finally her mom woke up and reminded us we had eaten blue ice cream for dinner. i have never eaten blue food again.

Anon

I used to think tampons are plugs for uncontrollable urnating for womens because I always see my mom putting it in on while sitting on a toilet seat. I thought she was just plugging her pee hole cuz she was contsantly peeing for a very long time and doesnt have time to empty her very large bladder.

one stupid kid

when i was younger i used to think that the testicle sack was a urine storage and that when boys went to go pee-pee they had to squeeze the testicle sack

LoZ

When I was little and being potty trained, my family was having a picnic with friends when I needed to have a wee. There were no toilets around so my mum plonked me on some tree roots (at the bottom of a tree) and told me to wee there. I ended up doing a wee on the grass, because I believed that if you weed on the bottom of a tree, then you would have to live in that tree forever. everyone was watching me while I was squatting to go wee wees on the grass. That was my most embarrassing story, even though I was young....

Picnic Entertainer

I used to think women peed out their buttholes, and that their vaginas were just for babies. I always wondered if they could pee and poop at the same time.

Anon

I used to believe that guys and girls use the bathroom the same way until I learned later in the 6th grade that they stand up to pee....I thought it was so gross and have never gone into a boys bathroom.

stupid

I used to think that celebreties and other famous people never used the bathroom! i guess the belief emerged out of the fact that at that point they hardly showed any actors or actresses visiting the bathroom in a movie!

Anon

When I was young I was told by my grammey and Mom that the proper term for going "poop" was that I need to go "grunny". The word "poop" was considered as serious as saying any other four letter word. I finally reached the age when I felt it was okay to ask why we use the term "grunny" instead of poop. I was told that my brother, seven years older, was making his first "BM" on the toilet and kept grunting. My grandmother therefor felt it necessary to coin the phrase "going grunny" and passed a family law that any other word used for "going grunny" would be punishable under the same sentencing laws as saying any of the other forbidden four letter words.
It literally took two years to admit to my wife that I didn't go poop as a kid--I "Went Grunny".

Needless to say my kids "go poop", Much to the disdain of my Mother. Ha, Ha. And my poor grammie (god rest her soul) is probably spinning in her grave.

Don't get me started on what we were to call our other anatomy and anatomical functions.

wrightbmjr

I used to think dog poop in parks was poop from homeless people, because i didnt know animals could poop too

Anon

I got my hands on a porno magazine at a very young age. After that I thought that boys peed white!

Anon

Until I was about 8 or 9, i thought that girls peed from their anus. It was the only logical explanation I could think of for why they would sit down to pee.

James

When I was a child I used to believe that if I went to the toilet in the water at the beach on holiday in the north part of Australia, when I went home it would follow me to the south part and meet me on the beach there!!

Anon

Around 6 or 7, I thought a boy's scrotum was his "pee-bag", where urine was stored.

fred

6th grade is when they begin to teach sex education and i always thought that when a guys hits puberty that when he pees there would be sperm in the urine and i never got into any pool after i learned that coz i knew that everyone pees in the pool. i learned to love showers and bathtubs afterwards.

hahaha