weeing and pooing

For about 3 years in my early youth, I was absolutely certain that I hadn't pooped at all. I don't know how I could have thought that, since I know I must have defecated at least once every few days, but I was convinced.

james

My grandmother told me that defecation was called doing a "moo-moo". To this day, I can't hear the name of the item of clothing, "mumu" (or indeed "mumu pit cooking") without embarrassment.

Anon

I was told in my freshman year of high school that it was not possible to have an erection and also urinate. For quite a while I was very proud of my penis size, knowing full well that if I was able to pee... it wasn't at its full length.

B. Sin.

When I was about 10 years old, I asked my mom were VD came from & she told me that VD came from the man peeing into the woman during sex.

Wayne

I used to believe my crap went to Georgia when I flushed it.

Anon

i used to believe that pooey diapers were supposed to go down the toilet. whenever my sister made a poo in her huggies, i would take them and flush them. even tho it's supposed to clog, i never managed to.

jessica

i used to believe that my "droppings" looked like ninja turtles and other cartoon characters!

margaret

i used to beleive that if i fell asleep on the toilet id turn into a poo

keith

I used to believe that there was toilet paper all the time. Like before dinosaurs! Well, as soon as I found out I was astonished. Then I started sayin," Sucks for them!!!" LOL!!!

LOL child

I thought that if I weed on my bedroom carpet, soaked it up with tissue paper, and allowed the tissue paper to dry over a radiator, it would make my room smell nice. How wrong was I??!

Anon

Presumably this happens to everyone, (unless you're in an outhouse, or a l-o-n-g way above the water).
Payment for the relief you get is often taken immediately in the form of a cold splash, usually dead center, of whatever liquid is in the bowl, I always hope it is just clear water, not mixed with anything yellow.
Which brings me to what I used to believe.
I used to believe that, when doing 'the big job', our body was programmed to do it's business first, and only then did our bladder get it's turn. It worked that way most of the time. I marvelled at the 'rightness' of such an arrangement.
I must admit, though, I still wonder...

Pete

When I was about 5 I thought if you peed and pooped at the same time it would come out as diareah. So I would cover myself when i pooed so I would pee till i pooed to make sure to not have diareah.

Codie

when i was eight my parents would tell me that if I held my pee in my eyes turned yellow. So then everyday i would try and pee!lol

Heavyd

One time we were out driving, I had to wee, so my dad stopped the car and took me outside, but I didn't want to wee, so this lady who came by told me I could wee on the tracto grass, and so I did, but after that I wouldn't wee unless we found tractor grass, and I was the only one who knew what it was. My parents had a hard time everytime I had to wee to find tractor grass...The funny thing is that today, noone has a clue what tractor grass is...

Maja

untill i was about 6 years old i thought that girls didnt pood or fart because that was a dirty ting and i thought of all girls as being beautiful and pure.

i always likes girls and never thought they had "cuties"

Jacob

When i was little i thought that a "vachina" was where the pee came out from girls

laura

When I was a kid my sister told me that girls poop out of their belly buttons, and that their buttholes are reserved for having babies, that being where the babies come out. I was in college before I first suspected that girls might poop out of their butts.

Ken

i was told that if i ever saw someone else peeing in the bathroom i'd grow a little sty in my eye. to this day i do not allow anyone to watch, nor do i like to watch anyone pee.

dsc

When I was a kid I used to believe that I should hold my poo in. So when i was small, whenever i needed to poo I would hide behind a chair of something and throw things over.

Nikki

i used to believe that your butt was a hotdog bun and your poop was a burt hotdog.

i dont know why but i believed it for quite a while.

Anon