weeing and pooing

When I was little I beleived that women peed out of their butts, and still did up until I was about 16.

Anon

When I was younger, I thought that women never went for a poo.

apeman

i always thoguht that my poo would turn into a family. the sophisticated father with glasses... the mom.. the kids...

not like mr.hankey.

more like leave it to beaver.

i just vaguely remember thinking that my poo would turn into a family.

Joe

I used to believe that you pooed whatever you ate for dinner the night before. For example, if you had a hotdog on a monday at 6 pm you would poo on tuesday at 6 pm and it would be that hotdog. I guess I had forgotten about the poo that came from breakfast and lunch...

Anon

When I was little, I used to believe that if you waited to long to pee, it'd come out of your belly button.

Anon

When I was little (still in diapers) I was convinced that you pee out of your bellybotton. So I would stand next to the toilet, pull up my shirt and say "pssssssss"

negative_creep

I use to think that if I don't wash my hands after taking a dump, my ass would be fried to hall with toilet paoer... and I'll end up looking like Jabba tha Hutt.

Stupid Dude

When my sister was little she used to beleive me when I told her Eddie Furlong and the president dont poop!

Nikolelyn

I used to believe that when my mother went to the bathroom to pee - she would pee out her butt.

Anon

I used to believe that if you kept food I your mouth for too long without swallowing, it would turn into poop. I always made sure to chew and swallow as fast as possible.

Anna

when i was 5 i have discovered that my cousin (a so smart 10 y/o girl) was using diapers at night due her bedwetting problems.
she was so brave, with so good scores at school, and so loved that i've started to wet the bed at own beccause i was beliving that have a diaper on was the reason of such success .
nothing of more wrong....

frank

My mother used to call going pee - having to 'tinkle', and going poo,
having to make a 'bm'. Now I work for IBM and it always make me
laugh when I say it. Thanks Mom!

IBM'er

I used to believe that when you go poop, and that you breathe through your mouth it would smell really bad as your poop.

britney

I always wondered where did my poop come from... I never knew what it was untill I realised it was my own food, it made me sick... even now.. and I'm not the only one!!

Mr Stick

I used to think when boys pooed and peed at the same time, they would have to stand very close to the part where the flusher is so they don't spill.

Anon

As a kid, me and my two brothers went to the public restrooms together. THose two always went peeing in teh urinals and told me to go in the stall, regardless of what kind of business I need to do. I used to believe that the youngest member of tha group always takes the stall in a public restroom out of being formal. Later, I realized that I was too short to use the urinals back then.

Stevo the Human

when i was a kid i thought that girls use to pee out of their butts.

blake

i used to believe that women used to shit form their cleavage by bending over the toilet seat

Anon

I used to think that girls peed out of their ass, b/c my parents told me that. Then, Idk how, but me and my friend (a girl) at school got into a conversation about this, and I was like, "DUDE! YOU PEE OUT OF YOUR ASS, STUPID!!!!!!!!" And later that day, I gave into the fact that she was right, seeing as how she is the girl who pees, here, so I felt like a freaking idiot.

SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX69

I used to believe i could pee standing up... so one morning i made a mess, and discovered that not everybody could do it

Anon