weeing and pooing

I used to believe that if you picked a yellow dandelion, you would wet the bed that night

Hellobu

I used to beleive that if i didnt poop at least 3 times a day i would die.AHAHHAi am serious!

Brandonizzle the blizzled blip blops QUINTANA

I no its wierd but i used to believe that when u went poop it made u skinnyer. So i tried to go alot and my sisters called my pooper!! this happend when i was three! gay memories

Chelsea #12

I used to believe that I "pee-peed" out of the birthmark on my knee.

Anon

I believed that if you ate while pooping it would immediately go right through you, so I never did and still don't

Will

When I was 6 or 7, I used to believe that when you poop and pee at the same time, you get daireha. I found out it wasn't true when I took a crap and also pissed, but no softies. Guess I was wrong!

Xami

When I was little, I was certain that if you did not pee while you pooped, you would die

Anon

I USE TO THINK PEE WAS LEFTOVER BROTH FROM SOUP THAT SMELT WEIRD!!

azhip

When I was a kid my sister told me that girls don't poop. For a long time I believed that. And now I'm not sure whether girls poop or not.

John

When I was 5 amd 6, I thought that all the poop and pee in the world went to a factory where they reprocessed it.

axey mcgee

I used to think pee was stored in the belly. How retarded.

The Riverdog

I used believe that girls poo looked smells different from boys poo until I saw my sister having a poo.

Anon

My parents had my hearing tested when I said the term for pooing they'd taught me (or at least what I believed it was) - a "bow movement." The Japanese were of great interest to me at the time due to this misunderstanding. I did turn up a bit deaf, come to find out.

lily

When I was in 2nd grade, an instructor saying to recycle told my class and me that poop and pee went into her office all the time. I kept trying to hold in my pee and poop from then on, because I didn't want to make the instructor's office any more of a mess than it was. I didn't find out the truth until YEARS later

Lara T.

I used to believe that my poop was actually forming a poop robot in the sewer and once completed would come for me.

Daniel

i used to believe that boys had to wipe their butt before their "peepee" and that girls had to do the opposite.

blabla

i used to think when boys pee that sit like girls until i saw a boy pee standing up.

ashley

when i was younger i didnt know were all the food was going ,i knew that there was only limeted space inside me then i said to myself naybe it comes out as poo so i stuck my little fingers up my ass to find the area were the poo was coming from it was quite hard to find as i had a large ass as a child

Anon

i used to believe that girls peed out of their vagina. when i took sex ed thats when i learned that girls have two holes in front: their pee hole and their pussy.

Anon

i used to believe that if you crapped on the toilet for long enough a huge turd would come up to my front door open it come upstairs and eat me and poo me out and the poo would turn into me and the process would start over again i beleived that up until 2 years ago im 10 now!

the huge plop