belly buttons

I went to visit my best friend at her home a few years back. We were getting ready to go to dinner and I proclaimed that I wanted to change into a dress because my pants were making my belly button hurt. My friend asked me "What does it feel like?" I replied, "Like a pinch I guess." She then ran over to me looking at my belly button. Puzzled I asked her what she was doing- This is what she told me " Kevin (Her fiance) told me that when they cut your cord they put in one stitch, I already pulled mine out-Looked like on little thread. Somtime if its in there to long it starts to hurt, I bet yours needs to be pulled out." I nearly hit the floor laughing. I told her that I had already pulled mine out and that wasnt the cause of my pain. -I didnt have the heart to tell her. Sad thing is.... We are alot older than the age of a person you would expect to her this from lol

Anon-O-MISS

My little sister who is now in her mid-twenties is not the brightest star in the sky. When we were in our early twenties I saw that she had some dirtyness in her belly button and asked her what it was and why it was so dirty. She said, " Oh that's just my umbilical cord." Apparently, she never washed out her belly button thinking that the nastiness was her umbilical cord. How gross is that?!

Russ Jordan Baker

I used to, and still sorta do, believe that if I got poked too hard in the belly button it would unravel and all my guts would fall out!

I'm 15 now and still can't have anyone viciously poke my belly button(irrational I know!), but all my friends threaten me with it constantly!

Lindsay

I Used to believe that belly buttons fell off as you got older

C.K. Rowling

if i Touched my belly button i would be invisible .. i used walk around making stupid faces and doing weird stuff no wonder the neighbors thought i was a freak !

Anon

When I was little, i used to think that a monster was trying to get out of my "innie" bellybutton. I always used to cover it up with tape or a band-aid. However, I now have an outie bellybutton as a result of surgery.

Anon

i used to believe babies came out of your belly-button, and that your belly-button was a hole. so i always tried to poke my finger into my bellybutton "hole" and search for a baby. it never worked.

Anon

I used to belive if u touch your bellybutton over time ur body would shut down and ur organs would come out of ur mouth and u will die. Then 1 time in chuch everybody was praying ( i was 6 b the way) until i was screaming and crying and fussing cause my friend he touched my bellybutton i thought i was a goner. LOL! Then i belived that till i was 10. lol that was retarded

Emerald

I used to believe that if I swallowed chewing gum that I would turn into a telephone, why? Who Knows.
I also believed that when I was in my mothers belly that she would hold the telephone to her belly button at the same time as her mate who was pregnant with my best friend at the time and we could chat even before birth. We later proved that no practice was required as we still don't get off the phone for hours and we are 30.

Gemma Barette

i used 2 beleive that men had no belly buttons since then already had penises
yea............................................

venti

I used to believe (with thanks to my grandfather) that if my belly button was pushed too hard my legs would fall off.

Kirst

I used to believe that if I could/would untie my belly knot, that there would be a hole there and I would be able to inside my body.

Megan

i used to believe if i touch my belly button i'd die and my intestines will fall out.i was really afraid of touching it.

hajer

up until recently i thought if you messed with your bellybutton it would get red and infected and you would die. i thought this beacuse when i was 3 i kept scratching the inside of my bellybutton and i t get red, my mom put hyrogen peroxide in it "so it would get infected"

jill

I used to believe that my bellybutton was acutally called a "chickens bum" I have no idea where this came from lol.

Brooke

i thought that your belly botton was were babies came from.

amy11

My mom always used to say,"Don't scratch your belly button or it will bleed." So I when we were at church, and everyone was singing, I started screaming and balling so loud everyone stopped singing. It was because my brother had poked my belly button (which at the time seemed close enough to scratch) and I though blood was going to start pouring out of my belly! I was terrified!!!! I never lived it down.

bloody belly

Ever since i was little my belly button has been inbetween an inie and an outie, and i showed my friend. Me and her were about 7 and she lied saying that her aunt's naval looked like mine but when she started getting older it kept growing and growing until it was a foot long (as she demonstrated with her arm.) After that I would cry at night thinking how gross my belly botton will be when I get older.

Stephanie

My dad told me when I was about six that if you unscrewed your belly button then your bum would fall off....This was a constant source of worry for me for quite some time!

Kate

untill i turned 10 i thought if i touched my belly button all my guts would come out because thats what my step dad and uncle told me then my uncle (whose only a few years older than me)would chase me around the house and try to poke my bellybutton! lol

Anon