belly buttons

If you played with your belly button the knot that the midwife tied would come undone and all your insides would fall out. Even know I don't like my belly button being touched!!!

crazy_timbo

once my family was on a really long car trip. so my brother was bored and i guess he wanted to mess with my head. so he told me,
"Hey, did u kno that when i was in mommy's tummy, i crawled out thru her belly-button and-"

being the smart seven-year-old i was, i immeaditly said, "Babies cant crawl out thru their mommy's belly buttons. Itz not possible."

"Yes it is. I was a really small baby, member? and im really smart. Anyway,I crawled out thru her belly, and i snuck on a plane and went to Hawaii and had sooo much fun and then...uh...i went to a football game but-

"Wait, were you invisible?"

"Nooooooo. ur not listening! i was just really really small, see? and so i just went and did all these things and then i just went back in mommy's tummy in time to get borned."

"oooooooo. right."

Im sure my parents were cracking up in the front seat.



this may sound weird, but at the time it seemed rational.
so i totally believed him.
but what's really sad is that i am TWO YEARS OLDER THAN HIM!

i guess older doesnt always mean ur wiser.


god i was so gullible.

JELLYBEAN22222

When I was growing up, my Dad used to say that if you pushed your belly button, your legs would fall off. He would chase me and my sister, trying to push the belly button and we would go shriking through the house. I know that it is silly, but still to this day I don't let anyone touch my belly button. Unfortunately, my kids don't buy into that story so it is another memory that won't coninue.

Jeff

I use to believe that there was a little city in my belly button. My older sister said that tiny people live there. I got so scared that I did not want to touch it.

Kara

when i was young i used to think babys came out of belly buttons!!!!!

charlotte

I used to believe that if I played around with my belly button too much, it would come undone and all my insides would fall out.

PhantomLover007

You couldn't have your belly button covered for too long or it would be harder for you to breathe.

Jess

My dad told me when I was about six that if you unscrewed your belly button then your bum would fall off....This was a constant source of worry for me for quite some time!

Kate

i used to believe that when you pushed your belly button a baby would pop out im now 14 and know the truth

kelsey

babies come out of your belly button

Kit

I always wondered if the bellybutton was meant to be a blowhole like whales or dolphins.
Because I can remember a vivid memory of a baby swimming out of the womb in a pool.
Now in today's hi tek world. I believe there is a way to treat the Babies umbilical card with a 3D printed filter. That can connect to tanks.

Anon

When I was in kindergarten my friend told me that your belly button was where the doctor tied a knot when he cut your umbiblical cord. She also told me that if you itched it too much you'd come untied and all your guts would spill everywhere and you'd die. Needless to say, I never touched my belly button after that.

Emily

i used to think that babies came out of yur belly button

Ronan

My mom told me that if I picked at my belly button, it would unravel and all my innards would fall out.

R

My mom always told us that our belly button was a bear cave and when we got hungry: the stomach growl, was actually the bear growling. she said that we had better feed it before it got mad!

Christy

My little sister who is now in her mid-twenties is not the brightest star in the sky. When we were in our early twenties I saw that she had some dirtyness in her belly button and asked her what it was and why it was so dirty. She said, " Oh that's just my umbilical cord." Apparently, she never washed out her belly button thinking that the nastiness was her umbilical cord. How gross is that?!

Russ Jordan Baker

I used to think that during birth, the baby came through the belly button.

Nate

I USED TO BELIEVE THAT YOU COULD IMPREGNATE A GIRL BY PEEING IN HER BELLY BUTTON. I WASN'T SURE SOO WHEN I WAS IN 11TH GRADE I ASKED MY PHYS ED TEACHER. WELL, THE WHOLE CLASS BURST OUT LAUGHING. I GUESS IT WASN'T TRUE.

LaBoSkY

When I was little I was in a car accident. My intestines were severed, and they needed to drain stuffs from me. So I was sliced open. There is a scar on my stomach that looks a little bit like a belly button. The doctors told me it was a second one, in case the other one fell off. I definately believed them. For a long time.

Abby

My mom told me that if i play wiv my bellybutton or anyone elses the knot would unbutton and come undone! i tryed chasing a girl mate i had when i was 5-6 and tryed untying hers!

Mike