belly buttons

i thought that there was a little town in my bellybutton, so i nevered thouched it.

bellytown

I used to think that your belly button was a hole into your body and when it gets fiddled with your finger would touch your stomach and poison it.

josh

i used to think that when u had a baby, it would come out of your belly button!

jackie

i use to believe that if u pressed ur mummys belly button, out popped a baby

b

as a kid i thought that the people with outie bellybuttons got cut open and they had to get it sewn shut

Ryne Potts

When one of my friends was a kid her nanna told her that if she touched her belly button then her tummy would fall out!!! She believed it until she was six.

Georgie

When I was six I walked in on my stepsister trying to pierce her bellybutton in the bathroom. I think she was twelve. She told me that if I told my stepmother what she had tried to do that Bellybutton Bob would come out of the toilet and steal my bellybutton when I flushed. Well, I told. I was so scared. My stepmother told me not to worry, but for a few years I would go to the bathroom and run. I was too afraid to flush. My stepmother did not appreciate it. Even after that I would check the shower first.

La La

when i was little i coloured my bellybutton orange and my olders brothers and sister (i was the youngest of 5) convinced me that now my poop was gonna be orange and i didnt go poop for 3 day becuase i was afaraid that my poop would be orange....why? i dont know?!?!

DiLLY!

My dad always told me this really elaborate story about how he got lost in the woods once during the winter and his belly button froze and popped off. We were talking about it recently and he said it was just a story, but I'm STILL not sure if he was really fibbing. I don't think I've ever actually seen his belly button.

Anon

i thought that we were all born with outtie belly buttons, and by growing or getting fat, it would become an inner one, and somehow i remember that happened to someone.

lilss

My Mom always told me that if I played with my bellybutton the knot might come loose and my skin would unravel.

Mary

when i was little i used to hoke in my belly button.that is until my mum told me that if i didnt leave it alone i would end up unscrewing my legs. i know its silly but i am still terrified of belly buttons

silly sod

When I was little, I once saw this girl who had a protruding belly button. I was so jealous of her as I thought it was better than having a hole and thought she was blessed.

Stupid

untill i turned 10 i thought if i touched my belly button all my guts would come out because thats what my step dad and uncle told me then my uncle (whose only a few years older than me)would chase me around the house and try to poke my bellybutton! lol

Anon

i thought that your belly botton was were babies came from.

amy11

When i was 5 or 6 I thougt that if your belly button was an outie and you poked it 3 times in a row it would unwind all your skin and you will live without any skin and anything including clothe will make you bleed. and if you were to bleed 6 times in 1 day your blood will be drained. I belived that intill I was ten. Creepy.

weirdo. strange weirdo.

My sisters told me you could unscrew
your belly button if you played with it too much

Anon

when I was 8-9 my big sister told me that babies come from boys and girls bellbuttons so I put tape around my bellybutton(and if a baby comes out of your bellybutton you will get a new one small but new) then if you don't clean your baby's bellybutton the baby gets a baby, so then I asked my sister again (when she was waring a mid-dritf) then she told me the truth,(I almost fanited).

Faint belly

Your umbilical cord was attached to mom's belly button (in vitro) and that was how you got food until you were born

Anon

My friends thought i was an alien as my belly button is really big and they said it ate the spaceship up.

Jen