If you play with your belly button your bottom will fall off

My grandpa used to tell me that if he unscrewed my belly button, my butt would fall off. He would then chase me around with his power drill! Now I do it to my son!!!

Jenette

I was told that if Someone was to put a finger in my Belly button and twist it around my BUM would fall off.

Missa

My aunt told me that if I unscrewed my belly button, my bottom would fall off! I had my own kids believing this until they were 5!

Evil Mom

I used to believe that if you unscrewed your belly button, your butt would fall off.

Mr. Egg

When my sister was little she beived that if you were to 'unscrew' your belly-button you bum would fall off.

max

My Dad told me that if the knot in your belly button came undone that your bum would fall off!

Sue, Staffordshire, England

i used to think that babys came from your belly button. i was also told that if you unscrewed your belly button your bottom would fall off.

I was told so many lies about my belly button.

lou

My dad always taught me that if you unscrewed your belly button your bum would fall off.

Now I tell any small children I come across the same thing.

Tee hee.

AMT

i used to believe that if i stuck my finger in my bellybutton, my butt would fall off. it was ok in the bath though cuz i was sitting down...

Anon

i was told that my belly button was a big screw and if you unsrewed it your butt would fall off

mike d

My grandfather once told me that if you untie your belly button, your butt would fall off.

Jeni Fire

My collegue believed that if someone touched your belly button, your bum would fall off.
He's still tetchy about it today.

Anon

when i was younger, my dad told me that if i unscrewed my belly button my butt would fall off. so i would always make sure not to fiddle with my belly button

Anon

when i was little my grandma told me that if i unscrewed my belly botton my butt would fall off so when any one tryed ti tickel my belly i would run and scream no!

shya

when i was little my mom told me that if you cut your belly button off, your butt would fall off

kyleranne

my mom used to tell me that if you poke your belly button too hard, your butt would fall off... i didnt clean my belly button for YEARS

buttonbutt

When I was little, I asked my mom what would happen if I put a key in my belly-button. She told me that if I unlocked it my butt would fall off.

Zari

When I was about 5, my grandmother told me if I didn't stop poking my little brother in the stomach I could accientally unbutton his belly-button, and his butt would fall off. For 2 years I yelled whenever anyone approached our stomachs.

Dana

I was always told that if anyone was to put their finger in my belly button my bum would fall off!!thanx mum!!

smell

my dad told me when i was 5 that i had a golden screw in my belly button and if i kept playing with the screw my butt would fall off because the screw was holding it on

Hefer