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I used to believe that braces on your teeth were a substitute for brushing. I always hoped I could get them so I wouldn't have to brush my teeth anymore.

ha ha ha
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I had an uncle who has lost his arm in a farm accident. Also, I noticed when things were broken, they were thrown away.Sooo, when i fell and broke my arm (age 8), I was sure they were going to cut it off and throw it away. I was scared to death until I left the hospital with my arm in a cast and still attached to the rest of me!

Mel
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when i was young i used to think that balls(testes) used to store urine. but now i know its for a higher purpose. to make babies unless...

young.
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i used to think that i had two noses and i remember not understanding why i was congested when ever i got sick because doesn't it make sense that if you cant breathe out of one nose then you should be able to breathe out of the other?

Nat
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When I first heard someone make reference to the stereotypically feminine complaint of "oh, I can't do that, I'd break a nail", I imagined that the person saying that was concerned about the nail completely breaking off down the middle. Having at one point trimmed off my own nail a bit too close to the flesh, this sounded like an excruciatingly painful thing to happen and I couldn't understand why the complaint was treated with such derision.

Jim, UK
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I used to believe that if my finger was ever cut off, it would grow back.

Chrissy
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i use 2 think girls dint hav a peepee!!! how wud they pee!!

Anon
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When I was a kid, my mother used to tell me that if you opened the refridgerator door too long, your face was freeze in the same position for the rest of your life...She even backed the lie with the story of her distant aunt who had her face frozen and her lips stayed curled forever. So I made a serious effort to make my face a pretty as possible so it if it ever froze, I woud still look nice. I did try to avoid smiles however because I feared that I would have a smile on even if I was angry.

Jasmynne
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When I was little, I believed that the septum (the part inside your nose that divides it into two parts) was just a very large booger, and I used a Q-tip to try to get it out! All that did was make my nose hurt so I gave up.

Kate
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When I was younger I had my appendix taken out. I used to be afraid that if I got a cut on my scar, the scar would come completely open and my insides would fall out. So whenever I was playing I would put my hand over my scar incase I fell.

Dea
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When I was young, I used to believe that when you swallow a fish bone, it will become part of your bone and you can grow faster and stronger with more bones.

Jane
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After watching the Magic School Bus Human Body, I began to think that there were little kids floating around inside of me, too!

Crane
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I used to believe that a woman's breasts were filled with Picante hot sauce. There was no rationalization to this theory of mine, as far as I know.

Loretta
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When I was a kid, my mom told me she carved my teeth out of the wood of the big pine tree in the front yard, just like George Washington's teeth (as if they were wooden, which I'm not certain of but I seriously doubt). For years, I thought my teeth were made of wood.

Lydia
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When I was around three or four years old I was in a supermarket with my mom when I saw an older lady in a wheel chair who was missing a leg. I was convinced that someone stole it, and I imagined how proud my mom would be if I found the thief.

Unlikely future detective ;P
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When I was younger I use to believe that girls really did have boy body parts but they broke off as they were born...I believed this until I was about 5 or 6....

Sneaky Pete
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i used to believe that my nose could pose

charlotte
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I was about eight when I first saw the movie "Titanic" and I didn't know what a prostitute was. The scene where Jack shows Rose his drawings, he explains he didn't have an affair with that woman, "just her hands. See, she was a...one-legged prostitute." I asked mom what a prostitute was, and she just said it was a person that sold their bodies. She didn't say this meant sex, she just said selling their bodies. And since the one example of a prostitute I had came from the movie, and she had one leg, naturally I assumed it meant she sold her leg. For the longest time I thought prostitutes cut off body parts and sold them, until a 5th grader clued me in.

katie
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I have a mole on the back of my left hand. I used to believe that everyone had one so they could remember the left side was the one with the dot.

Sophia
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I used to believe that kidneys were located in your knees.

Anon
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