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When I was 4 my Gram had false teeth. She would stick them out at me. Well the one day she did it I wentto my room and tried to pull my teeth ou. I went around my house for a week telling my mom I couldnt get my teeth out and they were stuck!

Cheyenne

my pateint refused to allow me to extract his badly affected upper tooth, he actually believed his upper teeth were screws that fixed his upper jaw to his skull

dentist

When I was around 5, my mum would tell me if I ran after eating all my gets in my adbomen would turn upside down. Of course, i didnt believe her. Then one day, i ran after eating and then places my hand on ym stomach and felt my heartbeat. I was horrified.

lis.

I guy a dated in highschool has larger than normal ears. When he was little, his older cousin told him that if he ate ice cream it would make them bigger. For the longest time he would not eat ice cream so his ears would quit growing.

Anon

I used to believe that I was hollow inside except for my brain and a tube from my mouth to the exits. I think I mainly believed this because when I closed my eyes it was dark in there.

Tricia

My grampa was a boxer and had a very big nose from breaking it multiple times.
Well when I was little I asked why his nose was so big, he said, because he broke it so many times they had to make him a new one and ordered the wrong size.

Jasmine

When I was little I believed that your heart would beat because there was a little girl and a little boy inside with hammers trying to beat their way out. I knew that when you died that your heart stopped beating so I thought that that was when one of them got out. So I thought that the one that got out first was the next baby to be born.

M G

I used to think that girls' anuses were green. I remember thinking that as late as high school.

Jack

I believed that everyone had matching, symmetrical freckles on their kneecaps like I do, and that they served some important anatomical purpose.

Anon

I used to believe that my dentist used "sleepy juice" so it wouldn't hurt when he pulled a tooth. People used to say that their dentist used a needle, and I would tell them that mine didn't. Boy was I fooled.

Anon

I used to think that if someone cut their leg or arm off, it would look like the cross section of an orange inside.

ilikecows13

I was driving down a dirt road that had a lot of washboard. The bumpy road was really making my arms jiggle. My daughter asked me why my bones were jumping around in my arms.

mom

when i was youngmy older brother and sister told me they could flip my kneecap over and i used to get so scared when they tried to do it

craig

several of my family members have a distinctive line across the bridge of our nose...i once asked my cousin (who is one of the few who dont have it) why we have it....his response was due to using the palm of our hand (pushing it in an upward motion) to wipe our nose instead of a tissue.

Anon

i used to bielieve if you get hit
in the nose you will turn into
rudolph the rednose reindeer

kurt santana

I used to believe that the wrinkles on my dad's forehead were his feelings.

Suzy

I used to beleive that (like your teeth do) your lips would fall off so new ones could grow.

Queen Ohla Quads

after watching cartoons i was convinced that we all had outlines....i mean....if we didnt have outlines....what could possibly keep all our organs in right? ;) i searched for my outline...i was almost convinced that i found my outline :D

Dhava

Once when I was about 7 I hit my head on a porcelain sink bottom.....my mom ran in and screamed "oh, you split your head open!".....forever I was petrified my head would split in half and I would die.

Danielle