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I used to believe that if the wind changed when you were pulling your face that you would stick like that

Farino

My grandpa once told me that if you get burned smear butter on it and it will taste better.

I'm still terrified of getting burned to this very day.

Anon

My cousin told me that the reason he wore a retainer in his mouth was because he had a hole in the roof of his mouth and his brain would fall out if he didn't wear it. I so believed him!

Anon

i'm a twin and when i was born (3weeks premature) my ears hadn't properly formed. i have proper ears but the skin at the top doesn't fold over like everyone elses and it looks slightly like bite marks! i look like a leprechaun. ( im 5ft1 and hav ginger hair i also play violin!) but wen i was younger my mum told me that my twin sister had bitten off that part of my ear when we were in the womb i believed that until i was 11 and im now 16!!!

the little leprechaun

once when i was about three, i was having a temper tantrum in my room and kicked my shoes off. the skin on the bottom of my feet were peeling, and i was freaked out because i thought i broke my foot.

Anon

I had injured my knee badly when I was little. When it was open and bleeding, I noticed what I now know was probably a ligament and some other ooky stuff in there.
In front of the whole family when I was about 9 or so, I was recreating what the wound looked like and I said, "It looked like I had testicles in there." I meant to say "tentacles" b/c of all the weird freaky stuff. Well, the whole family just roared and I sat there saying, "what? what? what?!"
How silly.

Jennifer W.

When I was 4 my Gram had false teeth. She would stick them out at me. Well the one day she did it I wentto my room and tried to pull my teeth ou. I went around my house for a week telling my mom I couldnt get my teeth out and they were stuck!

Cheyenne

That while sleeping was the only time sugar/food would attack the teeth do to always brushing your teeth before bed. I still have the habit of not brushing my teeth if I stay up all night and only when I finally go to bed, even though I realise the truth.

drale

when i was littler, i had this body game for the computer that i loved. (it would explore places like the brain, hand, tummy, etc.) When you got to the fingernails, it showed that little people where in there and the nails are all rolled up on a special machine. for the longest time, i thought that if you pushed on the skin right above your nail, your nail would grow because of those little people in you nails

Anon

when i was little my mom always told me that if i stuck out my tongue or lip, a bird would come and poop on it...so whenever i was outside i would make sure not to stick out my tongue!

yiikes

Once I had a runny nose so I said to my mum that nos was running because it was only one nostrel not both. So i didn't have a runny nose it was a runny nos

L

When I was small, I would talk to my belly. Sometimes my mom would say "Your belly wants carrots" and I would snap at her "MY BELLY DIDNT SAY THAT!" My belly always asked for ice cream....

c.p.l

When I was little I didn't know what saliva was, so i thought everyone had a different drink that appeared in their mouth, and i thought mine was water. I thought my dad's was orange juice.

sammi

When I was younger I use to believe that girls really did have boy body parts but they broke off as they were born...I believed this until I was about 5 or 6....

Sneaky Pete

when i was about 5 i used to think that in between womans breast was a second anus. i guess i believed that because boobs look kind of like butts im now 16

EUY

i used to belief that if i made a weird or funny face at someone that me face would stay like that forever! my mom told me that when i was really little.

Anon

I use to think that my whole entire Belly was my stomach, i never really thought about the other organs in my belly i just that it was one big stomach where all my food went.

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Ms.Kitty ;]

I used to think that I was made in Hong Kong! , as i ,like all men have a line along my scrotum, this I thought was where I had been moulded together!

Eddie

I used to have a boyfriend who thought that if I played with his nipples they would fall off...needless to say the operative words there are *used to*...

Mercedes

When I was a kid, I remember going to a dentist and asking what "those little black dots" were on a toothbrush (when you look at the toothbrush from the front when it has toothpaste on, you can see the dots of each bristle). The dental assistant told me that the dots were "Cookie Bugs" and that is why I had to brush my teeth. I believed that for years.

Theresa