general

As a kid, my Mom and Aunt would make fun of me and sing this song about how I had a freckle on my butt. I hated this stupid freckle, and would lay in bed at night and worry about how embarrassed I would be when I finally grew up, got married and had to be naked in front of my husband. I sincerely belived that he would be totally grossed out by my butt freckle.

Jessica

i used to belive that if you were in a room on your own then your soul will come out of your body,take all the fun out of you and then fly away with all the fun with him.I was about 7 or 8 when i thought the soul would come out of you and give you a game of chess,but he would always beat you,so the next time i tought i saw my soul i tried beatin it up with a firin pan but my dad came in so i hit him instead!

the gay 1(connie roe)

I used to believe that your 'guts' were these green glowsticks covered in slime that floated around in your stomache. All I know is that I got that idea from some movie. I don't know which movie.

Lee

when I was 4 my parents and I were watching a movie and the guy in the movie said something about tits so I asked mom what a tit was and she told me "the brown parts on a girls chest 'and I thought actuall brown spot all over my stomach and chest and I was oh no I dont have tits and I begged mom to take me to the dr cause I though something was wrong with me haha

Megan

When I was around the age of 5 or 6, I began to wonder what would happen if your head was cut off. I had no idea what was inside. I knew it would be red, but I was unsure of the consistency--gooey, runny, or something more along the lines of the inside of a watermelon (which was my best guess at the time). I was very curious, so I asked my mom, but she was shocked and disgusted and refused to discuss it with her young daughter. I spent many years pondering this every once in awhile, but somehow eventually figured it out (not through my own experiments!).

JenJen

I used to believe that at the tops of my nostrils (inside my nose) there was a man who would go back and forth to each nostril. He had like clothes and a beard and everything. He had a shovel and would dig for buggers and mucus behind my nose and pour it into each nostril like he was mining coal or shoveling snow.

Sarah Cherryy[3

i once told my little sister that if you attach a cotton bud to a drill machine...you could clean your ears better...she actually beleived it

rajesh

When i was about 12 or 13 we went on a camping trip and my dad had his bare feet on the picnic an had many wrinkles and asked my mom what they were and she told me they were "mean streeks" cause my dad had a bad temper i belived her. later that day we were eating dinner she metioned somehting about it and i said somehting that made her relize i belived her. they luahged sooo hard it lasted about in hour. i felt really stupid...

Lynn

I used to believe that when people with big ears got angry, their ears would go a rather nice shade of red and flap, thus enabling them to fly (obviously).
I swear I once saw Tony Blair ranting and raving in MY airspace!

Blair-Spotter

Well when i was littel i used to think the boo was the leg lol. One time we went to the doctor . When i was 5 i broke my leg so when. The dotor ask me why i was here i said "caues my boo was broke"
So what was funny lol

Jay-Jay

i was scared by my grandmothers false teeth i thought they would bite you

Anon

when I was little I thought that if you cut a person in half, it would be red meat, bone and flies.

Lulu

I thought "body" meant "butt". My friend and I would giggle every time they said "body" on the news. Now that I think of it, I'm sure that was quite disturbing to our parents since the word "body" is usually used on the news to speak of a dead body.

Bonnie

When I was little my aunt always wore pumps. (High heels with pointy toes) I always thought that if you wore pumps that you would have less toes so one day I asked her where her toes went when she put on those shoes. Needless to say she laughed and told me that she still had all of her toes that they were just not in the very pointy part of her shoe.

Anon

So back in the day when i was a whee lil' me, i always believed that i was born with earrings becuz i had earrings way back when i can remember. wow...it didn't take me until i was 13 and was getting more holes in my ears was i finally told the truth...i wasn't born with earrings.

Joi

until last summer, my sister thought that girls had 3 ovaries... geez

shes 15

sam

I am right handed I believed the left hand was evil. and i'd pretend the right hand beating the left hand cos it was evil..hehe

akz

i used to think the saying "milk milk lemonade round the corner chocolates made" was really true

Di

apparently shaking your legs when you're sitting is a bad habit...that we would not break. so my dad told us that snakes would come out of our legs if we shook them. i believed it till i was about eight.

slamzina~

When I was four or five, my sister (who is a year and a half older than me) told me that my fingernails were glued on with all the cheese I ate. I believed for years that if my fingernails got caught on something, a string of gooey mozzerella would follow as they were pulled off.

Steiv