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When I was litle, I used to belive that saucisson was made out of pig's tail.

Let me explain : one night I had a dream in wich I was in a big supermarket with my parents and in an alley I saw a big pig statue and I asked : "What is saucisson made out of ?" and my mom just answerd me that it was pig's tail and trusted her ! Even though it was a dream I acually belived saucisson was made out og pig's tail in real life too !

One day at school, I don't know why, we talked about saucissson with my friends and they started laughing and I just didn't understand ! And after school when Iasked my parents, they said that they never told me that and it's only then that I realised that what I remembered was a dream ! I felt so stupid !

Now when I think about it, I just laugh. Why would we eat pig's tail? I was so naïve that I belived in my dreams !

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