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The first time I met my Uncle from South Africa he started telling me all about their life in South Africa and he told me that they would often eat lions and zebras. I was really quite horrified, but figured as you could buy crocodile and Emu here in Australia that it was possible that in Africa they would eat Lions and Zebras.
He later told me he was making the whole thing up.
I was 20 at the time.

Anon
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My mother always told me not to pour the oil from tuna cans down the sink, and I knew that tuna was somehow connected to killing Dolphins, so I always thought that if you poured the oil from the tuna can down the sink it would kill all the dolphins!

Xyla
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I used to believe that honey was made from bees' pee when they drank too much water.

Anon
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i used to think that if you ate 14 carrots, your intestines would turn to gold (I blame this entirely on the human body magic school bus game and ms. frizzle)

val
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My mom always told my sister and I that the brown spots on the banana were where the most sugar was. So we always fought over who got to eat the banana with the most dark spots.

Stacy
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We used to always eat fish on Fridays, my dad would call it Cod Steak Day. I used to think Cod Steak Day (Fridays) were special just like the Holy Day (Sundays). I thought it was like a law or something that on Fridays you were suppose to eat fish for dinner, just like you had to go Church and have a Sunday lunch on Sundays. Weird thing is I never thought anything of it when we stopped both. Only reason I remember this is because my Mum and sister started talking about Cod Steak Day.

Moi
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I used to believe what ever was brown tasted like chocolate

LEADY
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Until about last week or so, I believed that Pineapple's grew on trees! :o I kept telling my friend that she was lying, even my mom wouldn't believe me. My surprised when she showed me some pictures. o_o;

Anon
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When i was a child, i used to believe that when people ate black beans, they became black

Mar'ia Elena
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when my brother was younger i told him that sliced mushrooms (on pizza's etc) were dried slugs. my brother is now 9 and still believes me

evil older sister
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When I was little, my Mom used to put her index finger over the end of a ketchup bottle, then "throw it to the ground, but change her mind" . Little did I know, she was getting the rest of the ketchup to the top of the bottle.

Sally M
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As a child, I always hated bananas. One day when I had just began primary, my mom told me "Have a banana with breakfast, Dear, it'll give you fiber,"

That day we went on a field trip to where they made paper. We learned how to make it and how to make our own. We learned about the GRAIN of the paper and it's FIBERS.

From then until I was seven, I ate as much paper as I could while no one was looking.

Marshmello Da Strawberry Cow
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I used to think that the little black bit going through the inside of a banana was a spider's leg. However, I didn't know it went through the whole banana, so when I saw a tiny little bit of that black hairy stuff, I often freaked out. I didn't know how the single spider leg got into the banana, but it had to be alive!

I still don't eat the very last bit of the banana with the spider's leg in it.

Snap-hiss
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You know those tops to drinks from fast food restaurants, that have little things you can pop in that say things like "Diet" or "Root Beer"? I thought that if you pushed in the little button and threw the top all the way to the restaurant, they would give you a free one. I never was successful.

Anon
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I use to thing that if you keept egges in the refridgerator for too long and then you cracked them, little baby chickens would come out.

Kelso
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When i was little i thought that there was a hambuger police and if i did not eat all of my hambuger he would take me to prison!!

*Manders*
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This one time we were camping, and it was windy outside because there was a storm, and my mom told me that there were tomatos under the trailor jumping up and down shaking the trailor... i believed her and though the tomatos were going to hurt me.. (havent ate tomatos since)

Mellisa ButtButt
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My friend Chris udes to think that when you picked a cucumber before it was fully grown, it was a pickle. After it had finished corwing it was a cucumber.

J-Dawg
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When I was younger, my dad gave me some barbeque chips and said "there hot so dont eat alot of them!". I took one of them and i ate it and then I said "Wow that is hot!". Then I walked over to the fridge and put them in the freezer. When my dad asked what I was doing I told they were to hot so I was cooling them off...

Shane
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My dad told me that carrots were good for your eyesight, and that if I ate enough carrots I'd be able to see through walls, like Superman, and I believed him.

Lindsay
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