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I used to believe that my body was empty, totally hollow and that when I ate the food just piled up inside. So when I'd tell my mom that I was too full for more dinner I would explain that I still had room for ice cream cos it just went all melty and filled in the cracks.

Julie
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I thought cereal fell from the sky when I was around three!
I dont remeber what cereal it was, but it had commercial where it fell out of the sky if you ate it. So, of course I needed to buy some! I asked my mother to by tons:P I was so upset when nothing fell on my head.

Amy
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i always thought that if you swallowed an orange pit it would grow out of your head, i once was in deep distress for a whole weekend coz i swallowed one, much to my older sisters delight

kenneth
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When my family ate melon I would leave the skins segments outside along with a couple of used teabags - I thought I was feeding the Moon.

Robert
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I used to believe that if you ate peanut butter, your insides would stick together and you would not be able to poop.

Edna
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My friend used to think that if you squish white bread and rolls, it makes them less fattening.. she still squishes her rolls before she east them.

Anon
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When I was about 6 my Nanna told me, my sister and brother that we couldn't have fish from the chip shop until we was 14 beacuse it was illegal and she would be taken away by the police man, for years I wouldn't eat fish, only when I got older I found out that she simply couldn't afford it.

Mandy
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I used to believe eating fish enables me to live underwater and eating veggy makes me prettier!

Melody
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I used to believe that foods like tomatoes, onions, and lettuce were "grown up" foods and that I wouldn't like them until I became an adult.

Crystal
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When I was about 3, I used to love stickydate pudding. But I used to think that it was called sticky TAPE pudding and so now now everyone in my family calles it that.

Ally Kat
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i used to think that kiwis were monkey eggs

alyssa
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I used to think sausages were vegetables, and they grew in the ground.

K.L.
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I used to believe brussel sprouts were holy because they had a cross marked in the top when mum boiled them!

Ali Brill
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I used to believe that my mother invented peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Anon
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When I was little I thought Nan bread was Banana bread when my mother corrected me I thought it was Nana bread, I dont know how many years it took me to realize it was NAN bread

Anonymous
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I once believed that if you touched hamburger meat, it would explode!

Dipaloe
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tha tif i didnt eat all of my food at dinner, my mom would ship me off to africa and make ME give the food to the starving there. the ni had to stya and see what it was like with no food. i now eat all of the food on my plate.

Anon
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i thoght my blood was made of kechup

alyssa
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i used to beleive cotton balls were marshmellows

carly
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I used to believe that there were little men who worked in the bucket out the front of KFC. It was their job to cook the chicken and send it down the pipes into the restaurante.

Bethany
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