general

I used to think that chicken tenders were sea food, because my dad used to work at a seafood resturant and they sold chicken!

Crystal

i belive if we froze milk it would turn into icecream

joey

My mother and older sister once fooled me into believing something that mind scared me. They used to eat Haagen-Daz every night after supper. I asked to have one to which they replied, "You can't, they are only for girls. If a boy eats one, his penis will fall off and he'll grow breasts and become a woman!" I still haven't eaten one; Though, I know it was baloney.

Shane

When I was really young.... around 5 years old I used to belive hot dogs were made of dogs and I loved dogs yet I still ate them, but now that Im 12 I know better. I also used to think that cow tails were cow tail but now I know that they are beef jerky.

Draggonmaster92

One day( I was very Young) I was having a peanut butter sandwich, when I stumbled onto the thought " Where does peanut butter come from? " I didn't want my cousin to think I was stupid so I just asked where butter came from, he saidCows. So the next day we went for a drive and I saw a cow with something beside it. I made my parent stop so I could marvel at the "Peanut Butter " I wonder Why she wouldn't let me taste it?

Thea

I used to think granola bars were called motor bars.

Erin

My mama always told me eating my yams and green beans would make my b**bs grow. I don't know why she had to tell me that, I already loved them.

Know what? It work :-P

Anon

i thought my granddad wouldn't notice that i'd dug up all of his green peppers (they gave me burps!)

pikl

When I was little, my grandma(maybe grandpa too) told me that if I didn't eat I'd get smaller and smaller till I could fit through the crack under the door. She (they) told this to my cousins too. When I was about 6, I believed this was true and I really wanted to grow. So that upset me. Till I grew up enough to realize it wasn't true. I've skipped meals before and I'm the size I'm supposed to be. I'm still here.

Anon

my friend used to think that regular milk ca,e from white cows and that chocolate milk came from brown cows
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my dad thinks to this day that white eggs come from white chickens and brown eggs come from brown chickens . When I asked him what black chickens lay ... he walked away . lolz

Alanna

Only black people can eat black chicken?

zzo38

i use to believe that guacamole was ogre boogers and it didnt help that my mean older sister said it was true. to this day i cant eat avocados even though i know there is no connection to ogres. definltity traumatized for life.

mia

I used to belive that green apples had metel in the core...

Zooma

i once believed, (well, my family is generally veg.) that peperoni was something like peppered onions, well pepperoni pizza, you got it.

Anon

You know miracle whip? Well when I was a kid I totally thought that miracle whip was like anything else. Like peanut butter and jelly you spread it on bread and eat it... which meant I ate it alone of course.

Thats what I thought it was by the time I was getting to be ten, I figured out it was for putting on other things to make it taste better.

Blaaaah. ].[

Confused and happy

When I was young, my mom told me that in order to eat chinese food, you had to use chopsticks. I didn't think this was right, but hey, if mom says it, it has to be right. I tried to learn how t use chopsticks, but I couldn't. I tried to learn every day until my fifth birthday. That night, I woke up at 10:00 to get a glass of water, and my mom was eating sweet and sour chicken with a fork. I cried for 2 hours because my mom lied to me. I never eat chinese food now or else I will break into tears. I miss chinese food, but I don't miss my mom

Bill

I was two when my parents got married, and my mother had always been a horrible cook. One day my new dad presented me with a plate of golden brown, fluffy pancakes and I absolutely refused to eat them. When he asked why I wouldn't even touch them, I said there must be something wrong with them because they weren't black like my mother's.

Jaden

My dad always used to tell me that if you ate crusts off bread then you would grow hairs on your chest!

Kiri Bedward

We believed that if we didn't finish our meals we would get the remaining food for enemas. Needless to say, we always ate everything.

John in Jax, FL

When my sister was about 4 years old, and I was 14, I played a mean trick on her...We had just finished our dinner and I went into the kitchen to get the pudding. She came in to find me holding an Arctic Roll. "What's that?" She asked. I said (I really don't know why) "It's a little creature...called a Fuzzy Mammoth. I found it on my way back from school. I'll just go and show mum..." I took the Arctic Roll into the dining room, and my sister came and sat down. Of course, my mum picked up an enormous knife to cut it with, and my sister absoloutely screamed until she realised I'd been playing the trick. She thought my mum was going to slaughter a little innocent animal!

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