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whenn i was a child ,i used to believe that pasta grouw up on a tree
Once I was strolling and Ifound a tree with very long leaves .I told my dad that I had found a pasta tree and my dad made fun of me .Next ,my dad told me that pasta tree didn't exist ,Iwas very sad and I never eat pasta again ever since

dédé

I used to think that chocolate ice cream was made when black people washed their hands in vanilla ice cream

TomG

My retarded sister is a vego and she has been ever since she was 3. she used to be the biggest ham eater in the world because she thought ham wasn't made out of pigs and that chicken wasn't made out of chicken. she is stupid.
my stupid sister says...NO IM NOT!!!!

alex rtw

I loved yogurt and Mom always bought Knudsen's Lemon Yogurt. Of course I had no idea there were other flavors or makers so it simply became Knudsen Yogurt. Then I saw a TV show where a witch needed "Eye of newt" as part of her potion. I figured out right there and then I was eating newts and yogurt. Newts are yummy!

Robert

I used to believe that butter was yummy. I ate an entire stick of butter when i was 5. I blamed the missing butter on the dog.

Libby

I used to believe that penises where sausages and vaginas were donuts! one day in 2nd Grade I was at the cafeteria and the cook said were cooking sausages and having donuts for desert. I looked at him and then called him a canibal. My Mom eventually told me the truth and to this day, I am so embarrased.

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i thought the arby's sign was a whale jumping out of the water, until i asked my mom why they had a whale on their sign if they don't serve whale meat

Anon

I used to think Spinaches made you strong.

damien91

When I was little I used to think satsumas were sausages and satsumas were just called little oranges

Anon

when i was a kid i thought people bought ice-cubes from the market

ice

I used to love chocolate ricies, my nanny at the time told me that if i ate them i would get brown skin, so i never ate them again.

Alex

I used to believe that peaches and nectarines were the same thing.

Marybeth

i used to believe that apples where called pears and that pears were called apples.

apples n' pears

When I was young, I used ot believe there was a lizard inside each drumstick!

Nandy

I believed the a pickle was just a pickle. Had no idea that it was a cuccumber!!

Jamie

Until I was a teenager, I believed that vegetarians ate only vegetables. Once I read a book where a vegetarian ate a candy bar, and I was like, "Look, this author is so bad, he doesn't even remember his character is a vegetarian!" My mom had to set me straight... :|

Rachel

For some reason anytime said the name of a neighbouring town I saw the Parkay butter tub in my mind

JewLea

I used to think spinach did make people strong.

pamela

When I was little I used to believe that food and water would go to separate stomachs because people would always cough and say "went down the wrong pipe" whenever they kinda choke out their food.

Bob

I used to think that I was the only one in the world who put ranch dressing on chicken, and that I invented the trend of Mexican restaurants putting cheese on the side dish of beans.

Aretia