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My step father's name is jeff and his younger brother's name is justin. They are only a few years apart, and when they were younger, justin was very jealous of jeff. He would always say "well if it's Jeff Peanutbutter, then it should be Justin Jelly!!!"

of course... he didn't understand the real name was Jiff Peanutbutter..


Also, when my brother and I were younger, he called me sissy. He was about 3 or 4 so i was about 12 or 13 and we would often frequent a place called Cici's Pizza.

He also wondered why I got my very own pizza place!! :)

Courtney F.

~ When I was 6 yrs. old, my baby sitter told me if i ate to many tuna fish sandwiches, i would turn intto a fish!

Hey, i was little, give me a break!~

Cuddles

I told my kids that Chocolate custard/pudding with Pokemon on the lids were actually made from ......SQUISHED pokemons!

Bec T aka Atredies

i belived spicy musturd was chinese musturd my dad told me that

hobbit13

I used to think that cows would eat chickens and that is why eggs and milk are in the same food group.

danny

I was told you had to be 16 to buy food in mcdonalds. Always remember going in there with friends when i was 12, and after being served thinking 'maybe i should try buying cigarettes now'. Its a great lie that i intend to pass on if i ever have any of my own children

Mund

when i was little my daddy told me if you plant a doughnut a doughnut tree would grow. and i did butthe tree never came i finly told him what i did about a year later and he still picks on me about it

Anon