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Bien...esto lo pongo es castellano porque kda mejor...usa babelfish to translate. Bien...mi hermano le hizo una putadilla a mi prima en k consistía en la "bebida de moda" en Madrid...Huevo, mayonesa, leche, azucar, sal, una pizca de nesquik y el toque estrella, un chorrito de martini...llamado BATINESA...pobrecita, y encima dijo que estaba bueno...xD
When I was in grade one, up the back of the class there was a bucket of dry dog food. Me and a couple of friends were talking about it, and they told me that if you ate a peice of dog food you became a dog! I was too afraid to do it. I wish I'd done it now, though.
When I was about 12ish, I was looking at the tapioca pudding in the grocery store and I asked my mother what the little round beads were. She seriously replied 'fish eyes.' I had never had tapioca pudding, and even though I knew she was kidding, I can't bear to try it. I'm 26.
When I was a kid my grandparents told me that Brazilian nuts were N*gger Toes. I actually believed them to be black peoples toes and would not eat them. I still don't eat them when I get mixed nuts. I throw them away.
When I was about 5 or 6 my brothers showed me this jar of nuts. I'm assuming now that I'm an adult they had sucked the candy coating from some penut M&M's to give the complete effect. Anyway..... they told me that this jar was filled with ...
When i was little, i would hate trying new foods(and still sorta do) When my mom told me to try some new food, i would say "no i don't like it!" she would ask how did i know, and i would say "Before i was borm, in heaven, god let me try some!"
i was in junior kindergarten and i got chicken sandwiches EVERYDAY. i within a month (i think)started to hate my chicken sandwiches.but i got clever about it...or at least i thought so...anyhow everyday at lunch time i would run and grab my sandwich out of my lunch box and toss it in the garbage before anyone got to their seats with their own lunch. i figured if i tossed it out before lunch no one would figure its me. so there i would sit day after day without a sandwich for lunch. except the teacher would *find* a sandwich every day in the garbage pail. everyday she would ask me why i didnt have a sandwhich like every one else did, and every day i would just say 'i dunno.' So there i would be without a sandwich everyday and mysteriously everyday there would be a sandwich in the garbage...but i never confessed. i thought i was so smart?!?!
My dad told me devon was made out of horse meat. I never have been able to bring myself to eat the stuff since...
I used to think that if you mold wet sand and mud together and put them in the oven, they would come out as cookies that you could really eat.
When i was about 8 we had a next door neighbor girl that was a little older who tried to pull the wool over our eyes. She told my two sisters and I that she was an indian, and that because of that she knew some things in nature you could eat. She convinced my sisters that each chunck of those dried, cracked mud holes tasted diffrent. I still remember watching them eat little pieces of it.
My nephew believed that cheeseburgers were "cheese-boogers" and always wanted a "Cheese-booger Happymeal" at McDonald's.
I was told that eating raw sugar would give me pinworms. Ugh. What a gross thought...
In pre-school we tried minestrone soup and I thought there were stones in there, so I didn't eat it.
My dad always said I would get hair on
my chest if I ate my Mashed potaotes.
Of course I didnt want hair on my chest so I refused to eat them. My mother used to make me sit till I ate all my food on the plate, so If i ate the potatoes naturally I would get sick.
When I was very young I used to love sardine sandwiches until an aunt was so kind as to inform me that they had bums.
As children we were told by my step-father that the parsley flakes in Lipton chicken noodle soup were boogers. To this day, (40 years later), my entire family refers to it as "Booger Soup"!
When I was about 10, my babysitter and neighbour, who was about 14, told us that if we ate unripe black walnuts, we would get really smart (they look like brains inside). But if you ate the inside, you had to eat the green rind too, because the brains were poisionous and the green was the antidote. She explained that that was why not everyone was eating the "kemosabes", which was what the walnuts were called. They tasted awful. My mom just laughed at us. Nice.
I used to believe that if I ate chicken, it would come back alive and eat me.
My sister told me that the little nuts in the Big Boogie candy bar were boogers.
my sister was very cruel to me. She told me that the red stuff on the raw meat was ketchup,so me being little, i believed her and took a lick. It was very certainly not ketchup!
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