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My brother and I have convinced all of our kids at one point or another that (if they continue to be bad) we will ship them off to join their evil twins in Pago Pago who were SOOOOO BAD that we sent them off at birth.

My wife and I have also convinced our 2 year old that the monster will get her if she doesn't lie down and get her diaper changed! (not sure how she will turn out as an adult now but what the heck)

CoeMah

I used to call my mom super mom because i thought she was a super hero because she could flush the roaches down the tolit without screaming

Tori

Me and alll of my cousins call my grandma MoMo and my grandpa PoPo(not po-po completly difrent and sound diffrent too) So I never really new what a Grandma and Grandpa were until I saw this one episode of Barney.

Mariah ( lil clumzy)

When i little, my mom used to be able to pull random objects out of my ears.

peyton Kik

A friend's older sister was mean enough to tell her little sis that she was actually adopted and that if she misbehaved, her adoptive parents would send her back where she came from, in Lituania!

Anon

when i was about 4 or 5 i thought that my aunts and uncles were actually biological siblings because i heard my mom calling all of them her brothers and sisters.

jojokyle

My naughty friend has a 3 year old son... and let me tell you she is starting a whole new generation of strange beliefs

She tells her son if hes naughty the garbage man is coming to put him in the bin

She tells him she has installed surveillance in his bedroom so santa can monitor him

So many other when i remember them ill post

hk

I used to believe that my mom had eyes everywhere, one time some kids beat me up on the courts and when I got home she knew.....It was just one little fight but she got scared and said I was moving with my aunty and uncle in bel air.....

Will

When i was younger my dad would get across our yard while it was pouring down rain and not get a drop on him without an umbrella. To this day i cant figure out how he did it..im 21

Sherrie

I thought flying cows came and picked up my cousin by her hair in the early morning and they flew by our windows drinking coffee. I was a guillable(?) child.

Anon

I used to stop myself from thinking about anything I didn't want my parents to hear when I was in a room with them because I thought they could listen in on all of my thoughts.

Anon

my Dad has always worn aboriginal hats as he used to live in South Africa. Ever since i could remember my Daddy has worn them so whenever it blew off in the wind or he dropped it, a part of him would disappear so i would chase it until I got it back.

I always thought it was a big part of him and me alone as i would always find Daddy by the hat he wore...and I still do.

Ellie (Devon)

When I was a little girl, I used to think I couldn't get lost and be separated from my parents.
I used to think no matter where I went my parents were going to follow me.
One day, I was only 3 years old, I thought that I knew the way.
I got lost and found myself alone for 30 minutes.
I was very scared and so was my father !
Now, as soon as I walk around with my little brother, I keep an eye on him and I am too careful.

Rose

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I THOUGHT THAT MY FATHER WAS THE DEMON WHEN HE GOT ANGRY AT MY, I REALY BELIEVE THAT

MICHELIN

when i was very young, i told my childless aunt and uncle that they should name their first kid "hammerhead-shark-fin-poopy-butt hund."

they're having twins this march.

ginny

I honestly thought that stepping on a crack in the sidewalk would hurt my mother. Step on a crack, break your mothers back. I hated her, so I would step on the cracks on purpose and wonder why it wasn't working.

Anon

i thought that my aunt lived in a pipe

cinderegg

that all teenagers ate with really bad table manners.

-J

I used to believe that I was part of my family but it turns out thnat i am adopted, and now i have no contact with my "mum" or "dad"!

Anon

well long story so ill start from tha beginning:
well i think you all know pop-eye tha sailer man!!!and y'all know that he got those big muscles form eatin' so much spinch!!(yeah right)well i got a older brother and when he was a kid my father always told him that if he ate alot of spinch he would become like pop-eye and get all tha gurls well today hes tha biggest geek ever and i dont think he'll ever get a gurl so i think he's gonna turn out to be gay!!*~LOL~*

*~SaBrInA~*