marriage

I used to believe that women got pregnant if they didn't get married soon enough. Like if a single pregnant girl was on TV, and I asked my mom how she was having a baby without a husband, my mom would say, "Oh she messed around before she got married." I thought that meant she took her sweet time getting to the alter.

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I thought that you could randomly decide who you wanted to marry, at any age. Apparently my friend from preschool thought this too-- I remember proposing to him and he said YES!

what sillies we were back then!

the bride

I used to believe that a honeymoon was where you literally went to the moon and picked honey with your new spouse.

Anon

When I was younger , I used to think that once you fell in love , you'd immediately get married and right after the wedding , the bride would be rushed to the hospital and out popped a baby! I think it had something to do with a movie I watched ? I'll never know.

Cara

When I was younger, I wanted to marry Willie Nelson so I wouldn't have to change my name.

stacy

I used to beleive that it was illegal for a black person and a white person to get married, up until 1st grade when I saw a sing-a-long video in Music class and the hosts were a white woman and a black man, so I assumed they were married. When I went home I said to my mom "Today in school we saw a movie where a white woman and a black man were married. Isn't that illegal?" My mother then told me that that's perfectly legal.

Ben

I used to believe that I was cinderella I had 1 of the glass slippers, It was plastic but anyway, I believed my prince Charming would come along with my lost glass slipper and thats how I would find my man. By the way I am a boy. But my parents were gay.

Pascal Mc Gee

My boyfriend believed, until I set him straight recently, that "mum" was a traitor for "kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night". I had to point out to him that Santa was, in fact, dad and, therefore, allowed to kiss mum.

Tammy

Once my 8 year old brother came home from school very upset because one of his friend told him it was the law that when you became a grown-up you had to get married. he was almost in tears saying how he didnt want to be stuck with a dumb girl forever.

Maddie

i used to believe that when a couple got married they had sex as they were standing there saying thier vows oops

ejit

I used to think that mere marrying will lead to child birth,till i was 10.

dan

I used to believe (er, forget?) that people were born and died, so I always thought it was really hard to find someone to marry, because everyone got used up so fast!

Anon

When I was about eight years old, a friend of mine believed that once a princess became married, she would immediately become queen. Because of this (and the notion that queens are washed-up old fogies who never do anything cool), she would never get 'married' while playing pretend.

L.C.

People who step on the same step of the staircase at the same time with the same foot are destined to be with each other.
So I was freaked out when there was an old lady climbing stairs next to me.

Mick

I believed that I would live in an 'ice castle' with my best guy friend and be a princess. This led to me proposing to him... poor guy.

Anon

i used to think that women gave birth to their husbands and marry them...

Pat

I used to believe you had to marry your siblings when you grew up.

Cade Whitbourn

when i was really little, i thought when i grew up, i had to marry my brother. He was so mean to me that one day i went to my mom-bawling my eyes out-and told her that i didn't want to marry him because he was so mean to me.She assured me that i didn't have to!

Anon

I used to believe that when people eloped that meant they were making babies...

Anon

As a kid I believed that "HONEYMOON" is the name of a country where married people go. I tried searching for a place named "HONEYMOON" in my atlas book and even though I could not find it I thought the place was so beautiful that it was kept a secret until you get married. I used to write "HONEMOON" under the letter "H" while playing (Name, Place, Animal, Thing.)I also believed that this place was famous because the "moon" must look more beautiful from there and the country was really prosperous because you could find "honey" in abundance over there.

Debasmita