swearing

I thought the word "funky" was a bad word until high school. -What I didn't realize was that I had been saying it without the "n" and that's why it was a bad word!

RAM

when i was in third grade i was writing my homework in my agenda and instead of writing work sheet, i wrote work sh**! when my mom was looking at my paper she said honey, did u write this! I started laughing and saying oops, work s***! i said it like 5 times! My mom said it was a very bad word and not to use it! lol

confused

I used to think that "dumb" was a swear word.

Vince

My aunt use to drive me to to preschool and she use to say f*** you if some one cut her off when we were running late. So one day at my house i was running late for something and my dad cut me off in the kichten so i said f*** you and he fliped. to this day every one teases me bout it and, when ever some one sweres now that say Amber don't repeat this

Amber

Til I was about 8 I had no idea what swearing was, someone told me that this boy in a movie swears a lot. I told my friend that this boy had sex (I had a vague idea of what that was).

Harry-Potter-Doctor-Who-Fan

I believed the word “faggot” was a swear word until I was almost 18. Also, when I was 7, several people told me that “boring” was a swear word. I totally fell for it. The phase didn’t last too long. Maybe a couple of months.

Anon

I picked up the word "whore" from an old babysitter and one day my mother told to me to 'stop swearing' I was stunned.

One day my mother thought I was lying and I said, "I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT MOMMY. OH MY GOD, NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO SWEAR MOMMY I MEAN I PROMISE."

I never saw such a look..

Anon

when i was at recess in first grade a girl told me that if you flip someone off it means you dont realy like them so i went up to a girl on the teeter-totter and flipped her off! she oviesly knew what it ment and told on me! all the teaches did was make me sit down on this red line for 5 minutes! lol

pip!

I never cussed because of my inconsistent parents' reinforced protestant beliefs on me.


When I was in fourth grade a friend had dared me to say the word "damn" at lunchtime.She said go ahead! Nobody will know.No one will care.You won't get in trouble...so I proceeded to do so.

And ever since I was 12 I had the worst
mouth.


Luckily I learned new words since then...

Purple HAZE

when i was really little i was with my cousin and grandmother and we were going to fuddruckers. we got there and i must have said fuddruckers because my older cousin said what did u say? i repeated it and she said oh i thot you said something else. i said wut did u think i said? she got embarrased and said f*** and i said thats not a bad word! she said yes it is and so i asked my grandmother who hadnt heard our conversation. she said yes thats a bad word dont say it and i said but my mommy says it all the time!

em

when i was 6 i cut my finger at school, and i was sitting down looking at it saying "bloody, bloody, bloody...", coz that's what it was. my best friend wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the day because she thought i was swearing! oops

Anon

When I was like 2, my dad was watching Monday Night Football, and before the commercials, it said "we'll be back after this commercial break", so I stood up on a chair and repeated it, and my dad's all "what did you say?" and i thought I was in trouble, because when he said that, it usually means I said a bad word, so I started crying, and my dad's like "ok time to go to bed, your too sad to stay up" but I didn't hear him b/c I was screaming at the top of my lungs, so he picked me up and then I'm thinking "man I must've said something really bad" and my mom woke up and heard me screaming, and my dad was like to my mom "she said---" but i like pinched his mouth shut b/c i didn't want to get in what I called "double trouble" so he had my fingernail marks on his lips, and I never said that again.

Anon

In second grade I learned the f-word. It was somewhat sudden. We where talking about stuff, then a friend said "THE BATHROOM WALL HAS THE F WORD ON IT!!". Both me and the other guy was curious, so we asked what it was. "F*cking" he replied. When the other guy asked me what it ment (everyone went to me with questions, me being the class nerd.) so I said "I dunno, big jerk?"
so then he reacted like I called his mom a prostitute. "YOU SAID A BAAAAAD WORD" he explained it was bad because "Big" was in front of it. And then he suddenly thought "What's so bad about 'Fun King'" and said it over and over. Then I learned what it meant from my then best friend. He said it meant "Having sex" for so long I thought a nasty way to say "Having sex" was "Having F*ck"

Anon

I thought that "bigot" was a swear word because I heard someone call someone else that as an insult (which i guess it is but I didn't know what it meant, figured it just meant jerk or asshole or something)

Bobbert

I used to think that "Shut up" and "Stupid" were the only swear words in the world...

Anon

i used to believe dumb was a bad word cuz on that show called wimzy's house she got busted for saying dumb ..

WIMZYS HOUSE IS A DUMB SHOW!!!!! DONT WATCH IT

I used to think that flipping someone the bird was called "f*cking them off." Additionally, someone once told me that "reller" was a euphemism for "sh*t," and I believed it.

Qit

I used 2 beleive that if i stuck my head behind the sofa and sweared my mum wouldnt ear me.I used 2 do this all the time until i realised she could hear me and she made me tell her what every single word i said meant..obviously i didnt know i was only 6! lol!

Mee

When I was young, I would sing and dance to my favorite music on the radio. Well, one day I blurted out Gods name, which was said in a vain manner in the song. My family, being very Christian, knew nothing of my blurting, but I was so distraught that I slept on the floor (in the middle of winter with no blanket) for a week!
I look back and wonder "Where was my head?!"

Govrache

i use to mix up shoot and sh*t. when ever i used sh*t my mom would tell me to use shoot and i would yell at her to stop using shoot and say sh*t,we are in public

rob