aliens

When I was little,I used to believe if you didn't brush your teeth every night,a little alien named Alf would kidnap you and take you to a little planet where people never cleaned anything! Boy,was I stupid!

Uhh....Why is it any of you buisness

When I first started school I had a recurring nightmare that everyone else in the school -- both teachers and kids -- had all been taken over by aliens masquerading as people and were intent on "assimilating" me next. I would run and hide under the coats hanging on racks, or lock myself in a toilet cubicle for as long as possible. This went on for some months before I (reluctantly) adjusted to school life. Only many years later when I saw the movie "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" did I realise that my paranoid fantasy was not unique to me but was apparently shared by enough other people to warrant making a successful movie about it!

Mark W

when i was little i was kind of obcessed and terrified that aliens would come and take over the world. once we were in the grocery store and i saw the weekly world news with a picture of an alien on the cover. not knowing about the um..."creativity" or the articles published in the weekly world news, i was convinced that the aliens had finally come.

WWN fan

When I was four or five I always wanted to meet aliens. I thought that I would build a flying car to visit them on the weekends. That never happened.

Anon

When I was 8 years old I would pray to god to please please have the aliens come to abduct me. If god did this I would never ask for anything ever again. My mom heard me one night as she passed by my room and suggested that I stop because if the aliens abducted me she would miss me. I reluctantly stopped. Now that I am grown I think I may start that up again

elizabeth

when i was little i thought the predator hid in my attic and whenever my dad asked if i wanted to look around in there i'd run away screaming and hide under my bed

Anon

Several miles south of my house is a town with high street lights. So, at night, there is a straight dotted line of lights on the horizon. At the same time of me noticing it, I was annoyed with the "patrols" at our school who were crossing patrols. Almost everyone was a patrol. So, one night, when a friend came over, i told her that the patrols were aliens. A ufo would take them from the school to the party where the lights were and they'd peel off their skins and party and talk about us. She spent the entire night in fear. I was a cruel child.

britishbroccoli

i used to believe that a volcano was an upside-down UFO in disguise

Sally

I used to believe that aliens had really, really good hearing, and that if I hummed the right notes in the right order, they would interpret it as a sign that I wanted to be abducted, and they would come and take me, but they could only take me if I was alone...

C-Duck

at primary school on of my good mates believed there was a gigantic metal bird living under the school field and once a year it would come out and try to kill everyone but he was devising a master plan to stop the metal bird, he must have succeded cos i never saw the bird

morley

At night, I used to not want to sleep in my bedroom because I was convinced microscopic aliens lived in my clothes and would come out when I was sleeping.If they came out,they run up my bed and stuff my clothes in my mouth.Suprisingly enough I never went into a mental hospital...

RAERAE

I have a phobia of E.T. ever since watching the film when I was 7 years old. I used to believe he was hiding behind the curtains in my bedroom.
AND I'M STILL SCARED OF HIM TODAY!

Nichola

When I was about 5, I thought my parents were secretly somebody else and shared "alien" secrets behind my back. I got over this wierd phase very soon. But for some reason still wondered a little while after.

James the Great

i have this mark on the back of my thighs that looks like a pinkish plug socket, and my sister used to always tell me that i was adopted (and i believed her b/c i didn't look much like my family. i'm the only one out of 8 w/ blonde hair)so anyways i would ask her who my real family was and she would tell me that i was an alien and everynight when i was sleeping they would come plug me in w/ the mark on my thigh.

ashley

when i was in 2 grade my friend zoie was in 5 and she told me mister zimmermzn was an alain and of corse i belived her and was the girl that had a crystilized bug collectionand for 3 years i was afarid of mister z because i think he will brainwash us and send us to his home planet

brittany

I used 2 think that my mom and sister were aliens that were always scamming an evil plot against me every time that i left the room, but every time i came in the room they had already put there human skin on and were back to acting normal. The sad thing is.....i still believe this!!!! lols

Lizzay!!!!!!

my sister made me believe that if you didn't have a birth mark you were an alien, this was ok for me as i did but my other sister didn't, she thought for 2yrs that she was an alien, we even had a photo of her being "left" on this planet

hannah

When i was little, i went to my baby-sitter's house who happened to have her own place. Her boyfriend came over and we watched a scary movie about aliens or monsters or something of the sort coming out of things including the walls. My bed at home was pushed up against a wall and i was convinced that if i touched the wall at all while i was sleeping an alien would come out and get me. I still feel weird to this day sleeping next to a wall.

Sassy Nassy