misheard lyrics

I used to believe (and still do) that the line in the oasis song "wonderwall" was your gonna be the one at sainsbury's instead of your gonna be the one that saves me!

Piggy Mgee

there was this song by Bob Dylan my mom played a lot... it went "One more cup of coffee for the road" but I always thought it was "one more cup of coffee for our dog"

Anon

Bob Marley
i shot the sheriff but i didn't shoot the deputy....

I shot the sheriff but i did not shoot the refugee

How cool am I?

Bo Jarry

I was very happy and surprised to hear that some body else like me had thought the the words to 'daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do' were 'give me a Rancidoo' i never once questioned it, i never thought 'what the hell is a rancidoo??' im 15 and i found out about a year ago. i am disapointed.

Daisy

In 'Take a Chance on Me' by Abba there's a line that says 'You wanted to leave me there, afraid of a love affair'. When I was small I thought it was 'Afraid I would love a bear'. Well I was only 6!

JJ

There's a line in 'White Room' by Eric Clapton which says 'Platform ticket'. I always thought it was 'Kurt Von D**khead'. Thought it was an anti Nazi statement or something like that.

JJ

When I was young, I truly believed that in the song 'I can see clearly now' by Jimmy Cliff was in fact 'I can see Kealy now Lorraine has gone'. From such a young age I learnt that men were not nice to women. I was both dissapointed and relieved when I learnt the truth.

Heather, Bristol

For the longest time I thought that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very "chinese" nose...

Anon

Someone I knew in school thought the lines to the Rolling Stones song "Shattered" were, "Don't you know the prime rate's going up, up, up, up, UP?" instead of the "crime rate." He thought it was about being a stockbroker.

Ivy C.

One of my friends STILL thinks, to this day, that the lyrics to the Eiffel 65 song "Blue" are, instead of "Im blue da ba dee da ba di etc..." are "I'm Blue if I was green I would die etc..." She still doesn't believe that she's wrong

Quite Concerned

I used to think Britneys line was Shit on me baby one more time!! He,he,he,he!

Alex

When I was 11, I misheard one line in "Sleeping sun" by Nightwish, and I thought she was singing "rodent caresses me" (I didn't know it was "ardent"). I thought Tarya was bestialist!

Leppiej

There is a song by the girl group All Saints called "I Feel You" with a line that goes "blessed with love and happiness" - for ages (and much to my sisters amusement) i thought it was "blessed with love and a penis"...

tree

When I first heard the song "All I Really Want" by Alanis Morrissette, I thought the words "all I really want is some justice" were "all I really want is some chocolate".

Dyth

The beautiful people by marlyn manson I thought was a nonsence song seying puhfededapeepow

Ashley B

I used to think the song that seys " I walk by and I choke try to walk away and I stumble thouugh I try to hide it its clear MY WORLD CRUMBLES WHEN YOU ARE NOT THERE" was replaced in my mind by "I wear goggles when you are not there"

Ashley B

Always thought that Free "Alright Now" were singing "let's move before they raise the F*cking rates" mmmmmm.

Lucy

Not from my childhood, but worht a mention. Last year when I had heard Nightwish' song "Wish I had an angel", I remember I misunderstood the line "Beauty always comes with bad thoughts" and thought it was "beauty always comes with buttocks" =) Really!

Wojtek

Bob Marley's "To the rescue" was thought to be "to the red-skin" by my friend. She thought he was going to meet some Indian Chief!

And if thats not enough..... the song Maniac (i dont know who sang it sorry peeps) but she though it sang " im a maniac maniac on the loose" instead of "on the floor".... Good lordy!!!

pink fairy