misheard lyrics

That Kenny Loggins song.. "I'm Alright..." I thought he was singing "Ham on Rye...nobody worry 'bout me...you've got to give me a slice...why can't you just let it be?"

Anon

A friend in high school used to think the Top Gun song by Kenny Loggins was "Highway to the Danger Shower" - really.

Anon

My friend, who is 30, sings the song by the Counting crows:
They paved paradise to foot up a fucking lot...
Know the song?

Crow

I thought the disco-era song 'The Hustle' with the lyric "Do the Hustle" was "Do the Hot Dog". I was actually singing this until my friend humiliated me by telling me it was The Hustle, not the hot dog, you idiot!

Dill Wilson

I used to think that the line "all the leaves are brown" in California Dreaming was really "all the Lisa Browns" *grin*

finelywired

Bohemian Rhapsody again Beelzeebub, has the devil put a sack on me? on me, on me

Anon

on the radio, instead of "I've got chills. they're multiplying," from GREASE, some guy sang "I;ve got shoes, they're made of plywood." well, i guess its no wonder that he's "losing control" :-)

d

The Bee Gees song...'You should be dancin' the line
'What you doin in your bed?'
I always thought (up till I was 28 actually) was
'doobley doobley dare'
Why I thought that I have no idea, but hey if the Stones can hum an entire section of 'Paint it Black' then why not?!

Maria

When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."

Anon

My Cousin Emily age four sings the song "cleanin out my close" By eminem like
Im sorry mama i ment to hurt you i meant to make you pye but tonite im cleanin out my poset'!!!!!

Cute

SEXY CHICKY

My family had real problems with Bob Marley.
We had 'Pixiedust' (exodus)
'i shot the sherrif but i didnt shoot no dead budgie' (i shot the sherrif but i didnt shoot the deputy)
and the best was pixiedust groovy bunch of people.

i was proud of pixiedust.

vikgor

I was maybe 9 or 10 and Tom Jones had this song with Stereophonics, 'Mama Told Me Not To Come' and my friend and I were singing it in the playground and when it came to the part 'That ain't the way to have fun, son' my friend was like 'Down in the winter house fun, son' I laughed for days.

Yella

On the song "The Candle" by King Diamond at the beginning there's this 'chant' and i thought it said "Seven years of love And the candle mark can be left undone,the candle must burn again and planes must follow the holy fame so burn, burn, burn, and free the spirit from its Jane" but it really said "7 Years Have Gone, It Can No Longer Be Left Undone, the candle must burn again and pain must follow the unholy flame so burn, burn, burn, and free the spirit from its chain."

Cissy

I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."

Anon

I used to think that Bananarama's song "I'm You Venus" was "I'm Your Penis"

Anon

I use to think that song by Trace Adkins "(This Ain't ) No Thinkin' Ting". was

This aint no thinkin train right trian left train.

lil deviL.

when my brother was little he heard that song by Tom Jones..that goes "Pussy cat Pussy cat I love you"
but for some reason he misunderstood the song and song it
"PUSSY PUSSY I LOVE YOU AND YOUR PUSSY".
Still today he gets picked on about it.

AnGeLBT.