misheard lyrics

I used to believe that Elton John was singing "If someone saved my life tonight, 'sugar bear.'"

Song: "If Someone Saved My Life Tonight"

Anon

I always thought that that freaky song,"Barbie Girl" was sayin' : I'm a BOBBY girl, livin' in uh Bobby woooorrrld! " Little did she know that I had a crush on a guy named Bobby at the time. Hmmm. Intelestink.

Elmo

My boyfriend when he was little used to like queen and there was one song they did that went something like "be already,be already" (thats what i thought it was when i was little)or something like that but he used sing "Pee on eric,Pee on eric" He still sings it now!

Samantha

In Hermans Hermits "Silhouettes" I used to believe he was singing "let me in or else I'll WEE down your door" when in fact the real words are "let me in or else I'll BEAT down your door"

Celtic

In the Herman's Hermits song "She's a Must to Avoid" I used to think they were singing "She's a mouse to a boy," whatever that's supposed to mean.

Horatio Noseblower

On the Shinia(spelt wrong) Twain song, Womens progative or something I thought it was
"I cant believe you kiss your carpet knife"
Instead of
"I can believe you kiss your car at night"

Foolhardy

When the song Hey Ya by Outkast came out and I first heard the verse that says, 'shake it like a polaroid picture' I thought they were saying 'shake it like a porn star' Oops:)

Elle

In one of Eminems song, its goes Marashall, which is his real first name. But i thought i keept saying "Usher". I was like, why Usher??

Hot Sauce

When my son was 5, we were on a trip and the song A Horse With No Name by America was playing on the radio. My son was in the back seat singing "Ive been through the desert on a horse with no legs" instead of, "I've been through the desert on horse with no name"

jonnyd

When I was about 7 there was this song where they sang about "the stuff that dreams are made of" but I thought they were saying "the star track dream tomato" and I imagined that the song was about a space ship shaped like a giant tomato.

Jill

One of my friends thought that in the song "Hero" when it says "And we'll fly on the wings of heroes, watch as they all fly away" actually said "And we'll fly on the wings of mosquitoes..."

CP

You know that song by Uncle Kracker...it goes
Give Me the Beat boys and free my soul I want to get lost in your rock n' roll....
I thougt it was...
Give me the beach boys and smooth my soul I wanna get down with your rock n' roll....

....I screamed it out the car window

I used to think the song "Hurting Each Other" by the Carpenters referred to a local TV show--especially when they sang "Can't we stop, dialing for dollars;"

Anon

When I first heard Bananarama's song Venus, I thought they were singing "I'm your penis, I'm your fire, Your desire."

And on the beauty commercials too, I thought the females were singing about a male body part.

Anon

My roommate and I though the chorus of Beck's song "Loser" was "So, open the door..." when the correct line was "Soy un perdedor" hehe!

The Patient

My brother and I used to believe the lyrics to a Paul Young song were: "Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you". (it's actually: "you take a piece of ME with you") We found this so funny, it had us rolling around in tears for ages everytime it came on the radio.

emma

my four year old little girl always sings son of a creature man instead of sun of a preacher man!

Lynsey